4 incredibly shitty raps - VOICE

[bromanteau]

[At the godawful hour of five AM, there's the sound of turntables getting ready for a rap.]

Gather around kids, Bro Strider's got a story to tell,
About how a little girl's life got tossed in a well,
It's relatable, debatable, and fucking inspiring,
A big, neon green sign preaching an important life warning,
About alcohol, the fuckers that endorse them

Comments

[dofaye]

And your point is?

[bromanteau]

inspiration is a bitch that wants to suck my cock at 5am

[dofaye]

Lovely, but you could be inspired more quietly.

[bromanteau]

inspiration is like a firework bro
it inevitably massacres various body parts like ears cuz it just does not give a fuck

[dofaye]

No, I'm quite certain that inspiration can be contained for a night until a more appropriate hour. Nothing was stopping you from writing down those lyrics.

[bromanteau]

yeah but i wouldnt be in the mood to do the erotic squaredance with lady inspiration by then
id have to give the bitch a rain check and a bro like me doesnt have too many umbrellas

[dofaye]

Was that meant to be meaningful?

[bromanteau]

i knew you were a fruitcake people gave to relatives during christmas
didnt know you were dumber than a sock too

[dofaye]

I should think that my professors would disagree with that, sir. Believe it or not, all metaphors are not equal.