4 incredibly shitty raps - VOICE

[bromanteau]

[At the godawful hour of five AM, there's the sound of turntables getting ready for a rap.]

Gather around kids, Bro Strider's got a story to tell,
About how a little girl's life got tossed in a well,
It's relatable, debatable, and fucking inspiring,
A big, neon green sign preaching an important life warning,
About alcohol, the fuckers that endorse them

Comments

[pretty_darn_gay]

Boo, this hour is ungodly even for those of us that don't have hangovers.

[bromanteau]

do i need a fucking pen and some diagrams to explain this shit
that was the point

[pretty_darn_gay]

Annoyance is a two-way street.

[bromanteau]

nah

[pretty_darn_gay]

yeah.