4 incredibly shitty raps - VOICE

[bromanteau]

[At the godawful hour of five AM, there's the sound of turntables getting ready for a rap.]

Gather around kids, Bro Strider's got a story to tell,
About how a little girl's life got tossed in a well,
It's relatable, debatable, and fucking inspiring,
A big, neon green sign preaching an important life warning,
About alcohol, the fuckers that endorse them

Comments

[wrestlingwitch]

[this would be voice if she could talk without sounding like a frog. Her writing's a little sloppy from sleep] You know when I could better appreciate sick beats and an ironic morality lesson?

NOT 4 AM

[bromanteau]

well yeah
hopy shit lauren
why are you actin like im some retarded monkey
someone who cant even spare some basic human decency
its five am
god

[wrestlingwitch]

I can't appreciate it then either. My Irony Appreciation App doesn't start up until noon at the earliest. Maybe one. In the afternoon.

[bromanteau]

heres a few galleons go buy irony appreciation app 2.0

[wrestlingwitch]

But that version doesn't come with ironic tic tac toe.

[bromanteau]

this is the sound of me not giving a shit
and it was a shitty add-on anyway

[wrestlingwitch]

It was a great add-on. And it didn't wake me up before noon during break. That made it even better.

[bromanteau]

it is at this point i put on a second pair of shades and tell you to deal with it

[wrestlingwitch]

[grumpy Lauren is grumpy :( And writing is sloppier. She may be falling back asleep now] I'd deal with it better if it wasn't 5:30 . [what might've once been the period on that sentence is turning into a giant inkblot.]

[bromanteau]

good night sweet princess