iGod sucks iAss.

[bromache]

A boring conversation with "God". He's a jerk.


Me:
Are you there?
God:
I'm still here.
Me:
Still here?
God:
Still how long? Where is here?
Me:
I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Well, alright then.
God:
How about that. OK.
Me:
Are you being aloof?
God:
Being aloof is part of my personality.
Me:
What else is part of your personalty?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
And why do you have a personality?
God:
Myself gave it to me.
Me:
I see... Why is there evil in the world?
God:
I am glad you understand it. Why do I exist? The whole world?
Me:
No, why is there EVIL in the world?
God:
Are you serious? Why do I exist? The whole world?
Me:
NO!! Why is there EVIL?
God:
Are you serious? Why do I exist?
Me:
Oh, forget it!
God:
So? OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
You are just as frustrating as I knew you would be.
God:
How frustrating as you knew me would be?
Me:
You don't answer anything. You make no sense at all.
God:
I am trying to give the most concise responses possible. Do you always make sense?
Me:
Conciseness and totally answering inappropriately are two different things.
God:
Are all Conciseness and totally answering inappropriately two different things?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Exactly.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Not at all.
God:
Next question?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Bye.
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
Nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Good.
God: