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The best story you'll ever read.
By Lee.

one day a girl named rose was walking on a boulevard

and she was like OF BROKEN DREAMS?!

and solid snake was like "METAL GEAR?!

and rose was like STFU YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH NOT
EVERYTHING IS ABOUT METAL GEAR

and she hit him in the face with a metal gear (how ironic)

then she was like LOL im like in a shitty green day song, a boulevard of broken dreams, and then someone was humming the tune and she was like STFU

and they spit at her
and she was like ah hell naw
and then rose turned into voltron, but naked
a naked voltron
and she rocket punched that person off the boulevard

rose was like jesus this kinda sucks actually
and someone said
"YOU SUCK"

so rose was like WTF?! how much more of my self do i need to assert here

so rose injected some hormones and testaphrone , and transformed into a steam roller while humming the "transformers, robots in disguise" song

it was no ordinary steam roller though
it had rockets, repulser lifts

and cup holders

she rolled over about 10 people including the mother of the person who said she sucked
then she transformed back

and was like you know what , fuck this boulevard

im going to the board walk
and she did

and then Lee was like LOL you owe me 549867694869 dollars, i have a hotel on this

and rose is like FAAACK
and she lost the game of monoply (she was only short 200 dollars..if only she had gone one more space, and collected go)

then she realized it really is a broken dream and she cant escape it

then she woke up and escaped it

hardcore

so she celebrated with pancakes and waffles, with a side order of syrup sex

the end