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Pick ten or more movies you enjoy and put a line or two from each movie. Try not to use a really well known line (Luke, I am your father for example).
1. "I don't know what a pear tastes like to you." "Well, it's sweet, juicy, soft on your tongue, grainy like a sugary sand that dissolves in your mouth."
2. "If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is, it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"
3. "If there was a retarded Oscar, you would win, hands down, kick his ass."
4. "Listen, a bicycle is going to take a lot of balloons and frankly, I'm a bit tired. How about I make you something else?" "I just want a bicycle. MAKE ME A BICYCLE CLOWN!"
5. "Search the skies if you must, Minister, but now I think I'll have a nice cup of tea, or a large brandy. Oh, and executioner, your services are no longer required. Thank you."
6. "You know who I am. The last time you saw me I was eleven and you put ink in my tea." "Surely it was one of my younger brothers, perhaps Samuel or Nathan." "It was you. And it turned my teeth black for a month."
7. "The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don't know what the hell they're doing or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self: Tall. Decaf. Cappuccino. "
8. "Don't think for one minute you had any effect whatsoever on my panties." "Well then, what did I have an effect on?" "Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing."
9. "Treat each of these girls as you would treat your mother." "Did anyone ever tell you that you look like a penis with that little hat on?"
10. "You know, chica chica boom boom." "You are not interested in chicas?" "Are you kidding? Without us, the chicas got no boom!"
11. "He's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows tihs kid who's going with this girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."
12. "Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna get married on the top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. We will dance til the sun rises. And then our children will form a family bound. We will then tour the countryside and you won't be invited!!"
13. "Don't do it! This is a really bad idea. If you get on this tramp you wlil have a cardiovasectomy! I will have a cardiovasectomy! Think of your wenis!!"
14. "She said, no, youre wrong. And I said, YOU GOTTA LUMPY BUTT!! She got mad and yelled at me and I pissed my pants!"
15. "If I profane with my unworthiest hand this holy shrine, the gentle sin is this. My lips, to blushing pilgrims, ready stand to smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss."
1. "I don't know what a pear tastes like to you." "Well, it's sweet, juicy, soft on your tongue, grainy like a sugary sand that dissolves in your mouth."
2. "If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is, it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"
3. "If there was a retarded Oscar, you would win, hands down, kick his ass."
4. "Listen, a bicycle is going to take a lot of balloons and frankly, I'm a bit tired. How about I make you something else?" "I just want a bicycle. MAKE ME A BICYCLE CLOWN!"
5. "Search the skies if you must, Minister, but now I think I'll have a nice cup of tea, or a large brandy. Oh, and executioner, your services are no longer required. Thank you."
6. "You know who I am. The last time you saw me I was eleven and you put ink in my tea." "Surely it was one of my younger brothers, perhaps Samuel or Nathan." "It was you. And it turned my teeth black for a month."
7. "The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don't know what the hell they're doing or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self: Tall. Decaf. Cappuccino. "
8. "Don't think for one minute you had any effect whatsoever on my panties." "Well then, what did I have an effect on?" "Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing."
9. "Treat each of these girls as you would treat your mother." "Did anyone ever tell you that you look like a penis with that little hat on?"
10. "You know, chica chica boom boom." "You are not interested in chicas?" "Are you kidding? Without us, the chicas got no boom!"
11. "He's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows tihs kid who's going with this girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."
12. "Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna get married on the top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. We will dance til the sun rises. And then our children will form a family bound. We will then tour the countryside and you won't be invited!!"
13. "Don't do it! This is a really bad idea. If you get on this tramp you wlil have a cardiovasectomy! I will have a cardiovasectomy! Think of your wenis!!"
14. "She said, no, youre wrong. And I said, YOU GOTTA LUMPY BUTT!! She got mad and yelled at me and I pissed my pants!"
15. "If I profane with my unworthiest hand this holy shrine, the gentle sin is this. My lips, to blushing pilgrims, ready stand to smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss."