CALIFORNIA...
hope everyone is having an amazzzzing break!!
california is alright i guess? the weather isnt all that great, go figures when i come over here there's a storm four out of the days that im here, and both days that i was in vegas. just my luck...haha sure. so no tan at ALL..oh wellz, but its still mucho fun. IndeeeeD =)
coming back on saturday night'ish? i think??
hopefully new yorkie won't be that cold. ahhh its going to be such a change. =(
i LOVEEEEEE the weather over hereee minus the storm that was here...besides that all the other days were just PEACHY!!
ok...i've been slackinggg on homeworks and stuff.
hopefully AMANDAAA or KRISTENNNN will READ THISSS...because below is the script for the brit. lit final project so far! sorrrry guys im not really finished yet?? i'm almost theree, i promiseee this will be my top priority the second i get back, i'll send you guys the full copy. no worrrrries indeeeeD. soorrrry again!!!
Joanne Thai
December 20, 2004
Brit. Lit. Final Project
Real World : Brit. Lit Style
Episode 2
Amanda Wirth- The Monster
Ryan Turnquist - The Wanderer
Kristen Sedacca- Wife of Bath
Brandon Berte - The Miller
Joanne Thai- Guinevere
Kelly Gould - Beowulf
Kim Martinez- King Arthur
*MORE characters to add later?*
Kelly: Here’s the story of seven strangers
Brandon: Picked to live in a house
Ryan: And have their lives taped.
Kim: Find out what happens
Joanne: When people stop being polite
Kristen: And start getting real
Amanda: This is The Real World: Brit. Lit Style
[Camera zooms into the kitchen where the monster eats unappetizingly with four other members of the household: Joanne, Kim, Brandon and Kelly. The Monster is eating cereal and milk with his bare hands, spilling milk all over the place and making a mess]
Kim: (angrily) This is disgusting! Someone teach this monster the proper way of eating, I’m not going to be able to stand weeks living with him like this! It’s absurd!
[Everyone looks up from what they’re doing and looks at the monster condescendingly, except Brandon, who pours liquor into his cereal, however no one really notices nor points it out at this point]
Kelly: (condescendingly) Just look at him, what is he? He’s not human, not an animal, his skin is green, his eyes yellow. It’s the uglies thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Why was he even picked to come in this house anyways?
[The monster angrily stands up in an intimidating manner, and looks at Kelly breathing hard and is about to grab her by the neck, however Kelly looks down at her food, and the monster restrains himself. Everyone is silent and just eats their food, as Joanne looks up from eating to get a peak of the monster]
Joanne: (disgusted by what she sees, spits back out the cereal she just put in her mouth) Excuse me (rushes to the bathroom)!
[Brandon pouring more liquor into his cereal]
Kim: See, you see what you do? Miller, say something
Brandon: Eh…yeah.
Kim: Forget him, he’s just drunk out of his mind. Look at all that liquor he’s pouring in his cereal. Who does that?
Brandon: (drunk, babbles something)
Kim: Shut Up! I have enough to deal with, first this ugly creature and then this drunken bastard that does nothing around the house. Beowulf (looks to Kelly) say something.
Kelly: You know, since you’re on this topic I agree with you. (Camera just zooms into Kelly alone, as she stands up) You (talking to the Miller) need to STOP drinking all those liquor, beer, or whatever you’re drinking every minute every second of the day. Get up from your lazy butt, and start doing some stuff around here. All you do is leave these trashes around, and make a mess, leaving it to us to clean up after you. What are we your slaves? NO! We were picked into this house on the same terms as you were. Do you hear me?
[Zooms into Brandon, who is dazed, and his head suddenly falls to the table, obviously not hearing a word Kelly just said]
Kelly: Arthur! Knock some sense into him.
Kim: (hits Brandon in the head a couple of times however unsuccessful) Bastard! Wanderer, come over here and bring this man to the sofa or something.
[Wanderer comes from the living room where he is watching TV and takes Brandon away]
Kelly: (looking over at the monster) Now you, same deal! What do we look like to you? Your servants? Clean up after yourself, I’m so fed up with all this crap!
[Suddenly Kristen yells really loudly “Oh My Gosh!” from upstairs, and everyone runs upstairs, except with Ryan who was in the middle of getting Brandon to the sofa, and suddenly just drops him on the floor, and walks up the stairs complacently]
[Upstairs in the bathroom]
Kristen: (disgusted) What is this? I came in here to take a shower and I see this…this huge hairball, hair mess thing. Can someone say - slob? Someone better clean this mess up or else…look at it…its its
Joanne: (walks in to take a closer look of the mess) Eww! (Walks away in disgust)
Kelly: (walks up closer) Disgusting!
[Ryan finally makes it up the stairs and pushes pass everyone around the bathroom door, walks in complacently, looks at the tub and then pushes everyone and walks out back downstairs again, as everyone looks at him strangely]
Kim: Okay clam down wife! We all know the only person capable of this is that half human half whatever you want to refer to that thing as. Well, he’s the only one that could do this.
Kelly: Yes, so we’ll just make him clean it up! Nice and simple!
Joanne: Yup! And things will be all better gain, no worries indeed.
Kristen: NO! Everything will not be better again until…well until he promises to at least never do such a thing again…(takes another look at the mess) Ew, disgusting! How am I supposed to take a shower when every time I step into this place I see this…
Joanne: We’ll just use a bit more Lysol, a bit more bleach…you know, and it will be as clean as when we just moved in.
Kelly: Yes, I agree. We have to live together for quite a bit longer, so the fewer the problems we have the better.
Kristen: (unhappy and unsatisfied) Whatever (She rolls her eyes as she walks out, and when she continues walking she turns around and yells) That mess better be cleaned up or else…or else that thing is going to get a piece of me. (She turns back around and walks straight into the wall. She pretends that nothing has happened and straightens herself out, fixes her hair and walks away)
[Everyone then lets out a little giggle]
Kelly: Okay! I’m going to repeat this to you one more time, and this is going to be the last time…do you hear me the LAST TIME! The next time this or anything like this happens it won’t be nice talk, you’ll be talking to this (takes out his sword, and the monster looks at it quite frightened) I’ll tell you the same thing I told you before. We are NOT your servants! So now, get on your hands and knees and clean up this mess right this second. (Monster just looks at Kelly, not moving) NOW! (The monster still doesn’t move)
[Kim pushes him and he gets on his knees]
Kelly: Okay, someone get him a brush so he can get down to work.
Joanne: It got it, not to worry (exits and gets a brush)
Kelly: (Takes a deep breath and calms down) Alright, once Guinever returns you better get down to work, if this mess is not cleaned you’ll be talking with my sword do you hear?
[Amanda on her knees, looks up at Beowulf frightened and in a sense intimidated. Guinevere runs in with the brush]
Joanne: I found it! I found it not to worry!
[Joanne throws the bursh to the ground near the monster and he picks it up and looks at it not knowing what to do with it]
Joanne: Oh dear! He doesn’t know what to do with the brush. (Joanne demonstrates, and the monster begins to scrub)
Kelly: Okay you continue cleaning, and when we come back this place better be as clean as when we saw it the day we moved in or else (Kelly pulls her sword out) you know what’s going to happen.
[Joanne, Kim and Kelly exits the bathroom leaving the monster behind cleaning and starts to head downstairs0
Kim: (As walking down the stairs) What if he doesn’t finish? Are you really going to use your sword?
Joanne: You’re not really going to right? That’d be just too…too vicious? That’s the right word right?
Kelly: Yeah! But…you both underestimate the power of my words. A man can’t go back on his words especially when said in front of such a crowd. I will do what I say if that creature doesn’t do his job. Besides, this sword has to come into some type of use right? It’s not just here for show and tell you know.
Kim: Perhaps?
Kelly: Perhaps nothing! I will not go back on my words, what is said will be done.
[They all make it down the stairs, and the camera zooms into the piano room where they see the Wanderer just walking back an forth. Kelly, Kim and Joanne shakes their head at him]
[Their attention then goes towards the living room where they see the wife on top of the miller slapping his face trying to wake him up.]
Joanne: Goodness gracious wife what on earth are you doing to that poor soul?
Kim: It looks like she wants to get it on (winks at wife)
[Joanne shakes head]
Kelly: Women get off him right this second. He’ll wake up when he wants to.
[Brandon suddenly wakes up half drunk.]
Brandon: Hey there!
Kristen: Hello to you!
Joanne: Goodness gracious, Wanderer come over here and get them off each other! Oh dear!
[Wanderer comes over and pulls Kristen off. Brandon then gets up and starts singing and dancing on the sofa.]
Kelly: Absurd! (runs to the sofa and punches the Miller, knocks him out and he lays on the sofa again) Okay, enough of this. I’ve just had enough.
Kim: You need not use violence. Everything could’ve been ended without physical contact.
Kelly: How would you know? He probably would’ve gone on stripping down on that sofa, if I had not done anything. You should thank me!
Kim: Thank you? I think not.
Kelly: Whatever.
[Everyone separates]
Kristen: This house is getting so boring, even in my five marriages never have I been this bored. Is there a club nearby?
Kim: Woman, control yourself!
Kristen: Why? I am young and single, I can have some fun. (winks)
Joanne: Oh dear!
[Kim walks away into the confessional room]
Kristen: What was that about? A girl’s not allowed to have some fun? We know what he’s going to babble on in that room. Wife is blah blah this, wife is blah blah that. How rude!
[Joanne walks away. Ryan keeps walking back and forth, Brandon still knocked out, and the Monster is walking downstairs in a mess, completed cleaning.]
[In the confessional room]
Kim: I can’t take this anymore it’s absurd! What is this house? (big sigh) That wife always hitting on the guys in the house, can you say whore? Always talking of her five husbands this, her five husbands that, like we have to know everything about her personal life. There’s a margin between socially talking and just being too detailed an she by far transcended that line. Then that Monster, I kind of feel sympathy for the creature you know? How would you feel being that half human thing, everyone looking at you as if you’re some alien from another planet. I sympathize with him. Then the Beowulf - thinking he’s the mightiest king/warrior ever. Yeah. Whatever! I’ve seen so many better - those knights in my Round Table. They can beat him any day. He talks about slaying that creature but I swear if he lays a finger on that creature he’ll get a piece of me! Come on me and him - I can totally take him.
[Joanne yells and Kim runs out of the room to see what’s going on. The camera zooms in on Joanne.]
Joanne: Breathe it’s okay! Oh dear Lord! Never do that again! (Monster right in back) That scared the livings out of me.
Kim: Guinevere are you okay?
Joanne: yeah, not to worry.
Kristen: (yells) Oh my gosh, this is definitely my thing guys. Look 1-800-GET-A-GUY.
[Everyone looks at her, as she runs to the telephone and dials the number]
Whoever, is reading this and doens't know about the "wonderful" brit. lit final project we have to do, the part where it ended will sound a litttle weird? or bad?? hahahaha but no worrrries indeeed. its suppose to be funnni. LoL.
kk. hope you guys are enjoying the last few days of break!
Missss you guyssss mucho <333
california is alright i guess? the weather isnt all that great, go figures when i come over here there's a storm four out of the days that im here, and both days that i was in vegas. just my luck...haha sure. so no tan at ALL..oh wellz, but its still mucho fun. IndeeeeD =)
coming back on saturday night'ish? i think??
hopefully new yorkie won't be that cold. ahhh its going to be such a change. =(
i LOVEEEEEE the weather over hereee minus the storm that was here...besides that all the other days were just PEACHY!!
ok...i've been slackinggg on homeworks and stuff.
hopefully AMANDAAA or KRISTENNNN will READ THISSS...because below is the script for the brit. lit final project so far! sorrrry guys im not really finished yet?? i'm almost theree, i promiseee this will be my top priority the second i get back, i'll send you guys the full copy. no worrrrries indeeeeD. soorrrry again!!!
Joanne Thai
December 20, 2004
Brit. Lit. Final Project
Real World : Brit. Lit Style
Episode 2
Amanda Wirth- The Monster
Ryan Turnquist - The Wanderer
Kristen Sedacca- Wife of Bath
Brandon Berte - The Miller
Joanne Thai- Guinevere
Kelly Gould - Beowulf
Kim Martinez- King Arthur
*MORE characters to add later?*
Kelly: Here’s the story of seven strangers
Brandon: Picked to live in a house
Ryan: And have their lives taped.
Kim: Find out what happens
Joanne: When people stop being polite
Kristen: And start getting real
Amanda: This is The Real World: Brit. Lit Style
[Camera zooms into the kitchen where the monster eats unappetizingly with four other members of the household: Joanne, Kim, Brandon and Kelly. The Monster is eating cereal and milk with his bare hands, spilling milk all over the place and making a mess]
Kim: (angrily) This is disgusting! Someone teach this monster the proper way of eating, I’m not going to be able to stand weeks living with him like this! It’s absurd!
[Everyone looks up from what they’re doing and looks at the monster condescendingly, except Brandon, who pours liquor into his cereal, however no one really notices nor points it out at this point]
Kelly: (condescendingly) Just look at him, what is he? He’s not human, not an animal, his skin is green, his eyes yellow. It’s the uglies thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Why was he even picked to come in this house anyways?
[The monster angrily stands up in an intimidating manner, and looks at Kelly breathing hard and is about to grab her by the neck, however Kelly looks down at her food, and the monster restrains himself. Everyone is silent and just eats their food, as Joanne looks up from eating to get a peak of the monster]
Joanne: (disgusted by what she sees, spits back out the cereal she just put in her mouth) Excuse me (rushes to the bathroom)!
[Brandon pouring more liquor into his cereal]
Kim: See, you see what you do? Miller, say something
Brandon: Eh…yeah.
Kim: Forget him, he’s just drunk out of his mind. Look at all that liquor he’s pouring in his cereal. Who does that?
Brandon: (drunk, babbles something)
Kim: Shut Up! I have enough to deal with, first this ugly creature and then this drunken bastard that does nothing around the house. Beowulf (looks to Kelly) say something.
Kelly: You know, since you’re on this topic I agree with you. (Camera just zooms into Kelly alone, as she stands up) You (talking to the Miller) need to STOP drinking all those liquor, beer, or whatever you’re drinking every minute every second of the day. Get up from your lazy butt, and start doing some stuff around here. All you do is leave these trashes around, and make a mess, leaving it to us to clean up after you. What are we your slaves? NO! We were picked into this house on the same terms as you were. Do you hear me?
[Zooms into Brandon, who is dazed, and his head suddenly falls to the table, obviously not hearing a word Kelly just said]
Kelly: Arthur! Knock some sense into him.
Kim: (hits Brandon in the head a couple of times however unsuccessful) Bastard! Wanderer, come over here and bring this man to the sofa or something.
[Wanderer comes from the living room where he is watching TV and takes Brandon away]
Kelly: (looking over at the monster) Now you, same deal! What do we look like to you? Your servants? Clean up after yourself, I’m so fed up with all this crap!
[Suddenly Kristen yells really loudly “Oh My Gosh!” from upstairs, and everyone runs upstairs, except with Ryan who was in the middle of getting Brandon to the sofa, and suddenly just drops him on the floor, and walks up the stairs complacently]
[Upstairs in the bathroom]
Kristen: (disgusted) What is this? I came in here to take a shower and I see this…this huge hairball, hair mess thing. Can someone say - slob? Someone better clean this mess up or else…look at it…its its
Joanne: (walks in to take a closer look of the mess) Eww! (Walks away in disgust)
Kelly: (walks up closer) Disgusting!
[Ryan finally makes it up the stairs and pushes pass everyone around the bathroom door, walks in complacently, looks at the tub and then pushes everyone and walks out back downstairs again, as everyone looks at him strangely]
Kim: Okay clam down wife! We all know the only person capable of this is that half human half whatever you want to refer to that thing as. Well, he’s the only one that could do this.
Kelly: Yes, so we’ll just make him clean it up! Nice and simple!
Joanne: Yup! And things will be all better gain, no worries indeed.
Kristen: NO! Everything will not be better again until…well until he promises to at least never do such a thing again…(takes another look at the mess) Ew, disgusting! How am I supposed to take a shower when every time I step into this place I see this…
Joanne: We’ll just use a bit more Lysol, a bit more bleach…you know, and it will be as clean as when we just moved in.
Kelly: Yes, I agree. We have to live together for quite a bit longer, so the fewer the problems we have the better.
Kristen: (unhappy and unsatisfied) Whatever (She rolls her eyes as she walks out, and when she continues walking she turns around and yells) That mess better be cleaned up or else…or else that thing is going to get a piece of me. (She turns back around and walks straight into the wall. She pretends that nothing has happened and straightens herself out, fixes her hair and walks away)
[Everyone then lets out a little giggle]
Kelly: Okay! I’m going to repeat this to you one more time, and this is going to be the last time…do you hear me the LAST TIME! The next time this or anything like this happens it won’t be nice talk, you’ll be talking to this (takes out his sword, and the monster looks at it quite frightened) I’ll tell you the same thing I told you before. We are NOT your servants! So now, get on your hands and knees and clean up this mess right this second. (Monster just looks at Kelly, not moving) NOW! (The monster still doesn’t move)
[Kim pushes him and he gets on his knees]
Kelly: Okay, someone get him a brush so he can get down to work.
Joanne: It got it, not to worry (exits and gets a brush)
Kelly: (Takes a deep breath and calms down) Alright, once Guinever returns you better get down to work, if this mess is not cleaned you’ll be talking with my sword do you hear?
[Amanda on her knees, looks up at Beowulf frightened and in a sense intimidated. Guinevere runs in with the brush]
Joanne: I found it! I found it not to worry!
[Joanne throws the bursh to the ground near the monster and he picks it up and looks at it not knowing what to do with it]
Joanne: Oh dear! He doesn’t know what to do with the brush. (Joanne demonstrates, and the monster begins to scrub)
Kelly: Okay you continue cleaning, and when we come back this place better be as clean as when we saw it the day we moved in or else (Kelly pulls her sword out) you know what’s going to happen.
[Joanne, Kim and Kelly exits the bathroom leaving the monster behind cleaning and starts to head downstairs0
Kim: (As walking down the stairs) What if he doesn’t finish? Are you really going to use your sword?
Joanne: You’re not really going to right? That’d be just too…too vicious? That’s the right word right?
Kelly: Yeah! But…you both underestimate the power of my words. A man can’t go back on his words especially when said in front of such a crowd. I will do what I say if that creature doesn’t do his job. Besides, this sword has to come into some type of use right? It’s not just here for show and tell you know.
Kim: Perhaps?
Kelly: Perhaps nothing! I will not go back on my words, what is said will be done.
[They all make it down the stairs, and the camera zooms into the piano room where they see the Wanderer just walking back an forth. Kelly, Kim and Joanne shakes their head at him]
[Their attention then goes towards the living room where they see the wife on top of the miller slapping his face trying to wake him up.]
Joanne: Goodness gracious wife what on earth are you doing to that poor soul?
Kim: It looks like she wants to get it on (winks at wife)
[Joanne shakes head]
Kelly: Women get off him right this second. He’ll wake up when he wants to.
[Brandon suddenly wakes up half drunk.]
Brandon: Hey there!
Kristen: Hello to you!
Joanne: Goodness gracious, Wanderer come over here and get them off each other! Oh dear!
[Wanderer comes over and pulls Kristen off. Brandon then gets up and starts singing and dancing on the sofa.]
Kelly: Absurd! (runs to the sofa and punches the Miller, knocks him out and he lays on the sofa again) Okay, enough of this. I’ve just had enough.
Kim: You need not use violence. Everything could’ve been ended without physical contact.
Kelly: How would you know? He probably would’ve gone on stripping down on that sofa, if I had not done anything. You should thank me!
Kim: Thank you? I think not.
Kelly: Whatever.
[Everyone separates]
Kristen: This house is getting so boring, even in my five marriages never have I been this bored. Is there a club nearby?
Kim: Woman, control yourself!
Kristen: Why? I am young and single, I can have some fun. (winks)
Joanne: Oh dear!
[Kim walks away into the confessional room]
Kristen: What was that about? A girl’s not allowed to have some fun? We know what he’s going to babble on in that room. Wife is blah blah this, wife is blah blah that. How rude!
[Joanne walks away. Ryan keeps walking back and forth, Brandon still knocked out, and the Monster is walking downstairs in a mess, completed cleaning.]
[In the confessional room]
Kim: I can’t take this anymore it’s absurd! What is this house? (big sigh) That wife always hitting on the guys in the house, can you say whore? Always talking of her five husbands this, her five husbands that, like we have to know everything about her personal life. There’s a margin between socially talking and just being too detailed an she by far transcended that line. Then that Monster, I kind of feel sympathy for the creature you know? How would you feel being that half human thing, everyone looking at you as if you’re some alien from another planet. I sympathize with him. Then the Beowulf - thinking he’s the mightiest king/warrior ever. Yeah. Whatever! I’ve seen so many better - those knights in my Round Table. They can beat him any day. He talks about slaying that creature but I swear if he lays a finger on that creature he’ll get a piece of me! Come on me and him - I can totally take him.
[Joanne yells and Kim runs out of the room to see what’s going on. The camera zooms in on Joanne.]
Joanne: Breathe it’s okay! Oh dear Lord! Never do that again! (Monster right in back) That scared the livings out of me.
Kim: Guinevere are you okay?
Joanne: yeah, not to worry.
Kristen: (yells) Oh my gosh, this is definitely my thing guys. Look 1-800-GET-A-GUY.
[Everyone looks at her, as she runs to the telephone and dials the number]
Whoever, is reading this and doens't know about the "wonderful" brit. lit final project we have to do, the part where it ended will sound a litttle weird? or bad?? hahahaha but no worrrries indeeed. its suppose to be funnni. LoL.
kk. hope you guys are enjoying the last few days of break!
Missss you guyssss mucho <333