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woo work was coool cause nikki, maddi, and chris came to visit me!! it was so0o coool..and then after, mariam and me had a very nice conversation about all sorts of random things:)
i also read a really funny joke :
so one day the gates of heaven were locked and god was only allowing people in who had a reallllly bad day on the day that they died. so st. peter was letting people in when this guy came up. st peter asks how was your day. the guy replies, "terrible, i was sure that my wife was having an affair and i came home from work early to try and catch them, but i got there and no one was there except my wife. so i walked out on my 25th floor balcony and this guy was hanging off my balcony in his shorts. so i hit his hands with a hammer the bastid didnt die so i rolled my refridgerator and it fell on him. the strain of pushing it caused me to have a heart attack, so i died. " st peter agreed that that was a pretty bad day so he let the guy in. the next guy walked up and st peter asked how he died. "well i was working out on my 26th floor balcony and i fell, but i caught the balcony below me, i was fine until this wacko started hitting my hands with a hammer, but i landed in a bush, but then the idiot pushed the refridgerator on me, and thats how i died" st peter just chuckled and let the guy in. then another man comes walking up and st peter asks him how he dies, "get this, so i was hiding naked in a refridgerator..."
heh heh heh i laughed... :)
MorningDew612: hahahahaha!!!!
MorningDew612: wow i adore this conversation
MorningDew612: because you are hilarious
BroKenx0 SiLenCe: i think im falling in love with you mariam
BroKenx0 SiLenCe: in a strictly platonic way
MorningDew612: and you quoted coldplay
MorningDew612: so you rock
MorningDew612: (or maybe roll....as a cool cart would?)
^o^ cause me and mariam are the cooooolest "cart"s around 'ya heard?
i also read a really funny joke :
so one day the gates of heaven were locked and god was only allowing people in who had a reallllly bad day on the day that they died. so st. peter was letting people in when this guy came up. st peter asks how was your day. the guy replies, "terrible, i was sure that my wife was having an affair and i came home from work early to try and catch them, but i got there and no one was there except my wife. so i walked out on my 25th floor balcony and this guy was hanging off my balcony in his shorts. so i hit his hands with a hammer the bastid didnt die so i rolled my refridgerator and it fell on him. the strain of pushing it caused me to have a heart attack, so i died. " st peter agreed that that was a pretty bad day so he let the guy in. the next guy walked up and st peter asked how he died. "well i was working out on my 26th floor balcony and i fell, but i caught the balcony below me, i was fine until this wacko started hitting my hands with a hammer, but i landed in a bush, but then the idiot pushed the refridgerator on me, and thats how i died" st peter just chuckled and let the guy in. then another man comes walking up and st peter asks him how he dies, "get this, so i was hiding naked in a refridgerator..."
heh heh heh i laughed... :)
MorningDew612: hahahahaha!!!!
MorningDew612: wow i adore this conversation
MorningDew612: because you are hilarious
BroKenx0 SiLenCe: i think im falling in love with you mariam
BroKenx0 SiLenCe: in a strictly platonic way
MorningDew612: and you quoted coldplay
MorningDew612: so you rock
MorningDew612: (or maybe roll....as a cool cart would?)
^o^ cause me and mariam are the cooooolest "cart"s around 'ya heard?