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032. - Video.

Apr 10, 2011 11:26

...well, that was entirely stupid.

[Private to David.]
Looks like I'm your new warden. Enjoy the Admiral's sense of humor.

wardens are friends - not food, inmate playtimes!, david's a rat-bastard, what the hell barge, fuck that noise, gah fml

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[Private] sixthanimorph April 10 2011, 18:59:48 UTC

You're kidding.

You've got to be kidding.

[Private] brokenweapon April 11 2011, 02:57:52 UTC

Unfortunately, no. I don't joke around a lot.

[Private] sixthanimorph April 11 2011, 03:00:22 UTC

Yeah, I kinda got that.

So put in a request to the Admiral or something.

[Private] brokenweapon April 11 2011, 03:02:37 UTC

The Admiral doesn't swap people out after a few days. Transfer requests take a while to process, and he tends to want us to actually try.

[Private] sixthanimorph April 11 2011, 03:28:30 UTC

We already tried. You did a really good job of trying me into the nearest wall.

[Private] brokenweapon April 11 2011, 03:32:38 UTC

And you were trying my patience.

But of course, we didn't know each other yet.

[Private] sixthanimorph April 11 2011, 03:39:15 UTC

I still don't know you. And you don't know me, either.

[Private] brokenweapon April 11 2011, 03:53:18 UTC

You're right.

So we can talk.

[Private] sixthanimorph April 11 2011, 03:58:59 UTC

Fine.

You first.

[Private] l-lol he has been here for a while brokenweapon April 11 2011, 04:06:04 UTC

Hi, my name's Jason Bourne and I've been on this ship for sixteen months.

Now you go.

[Private] an exact figure even! sixthanimorph April 11 2011, 04:25:16 UTC

[In a deadpan, not half-bad imitation of Bourne's tightly-controlled speaking style.] Hi, I'm David and I've been on this ship for six days.

That about cover it?

[Private] He is nothing if not irritatingly precise. brokenweapon April 15 2011, 01:08:12 UTC

Not really, but it's close enough for government work, as they say.

[A few seconds elapse. David totally does not need to know Bourne has his file.] So. Anything you feel like telling me or are we just going to sit here and stare at each other over a video feed?

[Private] FYI, Bourne, Hayley and Perry spilled the beans about his file a few hours after this. sixthanimorph April 15 2011, 01:38:52 UTC

[He's content to let the seconds go by and wait for Bourne to speak. Normally the silent treatment unnerves people. Much to his annoyance, his new warden's unruffled.]

Nah, I'm sure you've got better things to be doing. [He's only too willing to get off the feed. Even over video, Bourne pushes his buttons.]

[Private] Dohoho no secrets in this household. brokenweapon April 15 2011, 02:15:49 UTC

Nope.

This is my job, after all.

[Private] He is now not-so-secretly planning to kill you. sixthanimorph April 15 2011, 02:27:14 UTC

What, to ride my ass? You sure do that like a pro.

[Private] As they say in the common vernacular, "Bring it, bitch." brokenweapon April 15 2011, 02:40:55 UTC

[Oh, David. If only you knew the lengths to which he can and will, as you so delicately put it, 'ride your ass'.]

To rehabilitate you. Although, yeah, you could put it that way.

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