Dive of Death! Oooooh.
Did anybody catch this?
In the latest installment of the 'Watch David Blaine Do Retarded Shite' show, the vaguely annoying magician attempted to fly into the core of the Sun, returning to Earth bearing the secrets of the Sun People.
Actually, he attempted to hang upside down for three days. Or not.
Be that as it may, the fairly lame spectacle was supposed to end with the rather ominous 'Dive of Death'. Here's how the thing was billed.
And having set that up, here's what happened.
My favourite bit is at about the 3:00 mark. Respect to the announcer for resolutely sticking to his 'escape into the atmosphere' brief.
In the latest installment of the 'Watch David Blaine Do Retarded Shite' show, the vaguely annoying magician attempted to fly into the core of the Sun, returning to Earth bearing the secrets of the Sun People.
Actually, he attempted to hang upside down for three days. Or not.
Be that as it may, the fairly lame spectacle was supposed to end with the rather ominous 'Dive of Death'. Here's how the thing was billed.
Click to viewAnd having set that up, here's what happened.
My favourite bit is at about the 3:00 mark. Respect to the announcer for resolutely sticking to his 'escape into the atmosphere' brief.