crazy insane vacation update
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo man!!!
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowoman!!!
I was planning to fill in everyone as to what's been happening down here in Nagshead, NC, but there is way too much stuff to talk about. So I'll just have to choose some stuff.
DANCE PARTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (dan is watching me do this entry... its kinda weird)
The dance parties was the shit!!! -Dan (Dumfries)
Our dos dance parties (one on Sunday night when I got here, the other on Wednesday night after the dance at the pool club) kicked total ass. Dan DJ'ed the first one from his comp, and I DJ'ed the 2nd one from my iPod. We got crazy mixes of techno, oldie funk songs, disco, and assorted other great songs, blast them in the basement, and just go insane. We have tons of pics from it, and great dances, Karsen in zee cowboy hat, me almost breaking the fan, etc.
ZEEEEE BEACH!!! Boogie-boarding til our stomachs burn from the rashes,tossin a frisbee on the beach, layouts in the sand and the water, scopin out the hot bikini babes, god do I love the beach. It has to be one of the best places to be ever. Sandcastles rock to, just 4 the record. I think we're just about to go to the beach again.
I also went crabbing!!!! Got lik 4 dozen crabs, then steamed them, flavored them, andtore into them. It was sweet, the people who we were visiting has this awesome way to eat them. -> Cover the table in garbage bags, then in newspapers. Put the pile of crabs in the middle. Hand everyone a mallet, and that's it. No plates, no silverware. And you just dig in. As our host put it, "If you hands and face are not covered in crab crap, and your mouth isn't burningby the end of it, you didn't eat them right." After that feast, they then brought out this huge plate of shrimp, and a pizza,and subs, and brownies. Total insanity. And then we went fisihing!!!
Best of all, probably, I just got back from JET SKIING!!! I swear when I make money, I'm getting a lakehouse and a jet-ski. No doubt. OMG, it was great, we were going around for an hour. Dan and I drove our waverunner, Julie and my Dad the other one. Ours was so much better. So much more reckless, but u know that's what made it great! I wiped out a total of 5 times, 3 times when I was driving, and 4 of those times wereon purpose. TOTAL INSANITY!!! I was gunning it, and ten cutting it hard to one side, and then the other. omgomogmogomgomgomgomgomgog i'm buying a freakin fleat of jet skis when i'm rich. Something about hitting that water traveling at 40 mph is so exhilarating.
I would write more, but we're goin back to the beach!
Magnificent quotes to end this magnificent entry:
“Police are giving little details, but they say they’re dealing with a major incident based on intelligence.”
“Assault!”
“Apepper!”
“Dem chilluns…”
“Objects in this mirror are unrelated to those behind your car.”
“Objects in mirror are the products of your hallucination”
“Do not look in this mirror while driving.”
“Sorry, I had a spitball.”
“I’m sweatng like a doe!”
“Fizz-ish”
“Physician!”
“Oh, how the tables have turned!!!”(while playing Foosball)
“Who’s that up there, in the pink?”
“That’s us! Oh wait, that’s not us.”
“That’s not how we do it in Rochester!”
“Bring ‘em out! Bring ‘em out!”
“Go for simplicity and get 5000 hostess twinkies!”
“Go for disgusting!”
“I’m here holding my pelvis!”
“You know charades, where you have to get people to say a word? It’s not like that.”
Ken: “You know if you lose a tooth on vacation, your parents have to give you more money!”
Diane: “It’s the tooth fairy!”
“Do you know what a Kookabura is?”
“I think it’s an animal…”
“Do you know what bonzer means?”
“I think it’s awesome…”
Karsen: “This place is in California!”
Julie: “Las Vegas!”
Everyone: “Las Vegas isn’t in California!”
Karsen: “But you got it anyways!”
“Seriously, everyone who comes over to my house ends up in my bed.”