Feb 16, 2006 18:28
1) WHEN I WAS A KID, AFTER SCHOOL I: played pocohantas with my best friend sara
2) THIS ONE TIME, WHEN I WAS HIGH: i noticed how crazy emily rose really was
3) THE NEW POPE: told me he was gay
4) I FALL ASLEEP EASILY: during sex
5) I NEED MORE: drugs
6) I NEED LESS: boys
7) PUBLIC TOILETS ARE USEFUL FOR: getting boys phone#s
8) THE UNITED STATES SHOULD CHANGE ITS NAME TO: United Sticks
9) MY THEME SONG WOULD BE: fefe dobson- 8x10
10) SOMETIMES I THINK PEOPLE: should die more often
11) PRESCRIPTION DRUGS ARE: on sale today only.
12) I THINK ABOUT SEX WHENEVER: period.
13) THE MIDDLE FINGER IS MOST USEFUL FOR: poking in the eye
14) THE LAST TIME I BOUGHT A PAIR OF SHOES: today, well they arnt really shoes.
15) IN ONE MONTH I'LL BE: happy?
16) FOR THE LAST TIME: it's right after the yellow house
17) THE LAST THING I STOLE WAS: a clove
18) IF I WON THE LOTTO THE FIRST THING I WOULD BUY: a room full of naked men with huge penis'
19) WHEN IN ROME: watch mary-kate and ashley
20) IF ONLY I COULD GET RID OF: my chlamidia
21) MY MOM: sleeps around
22) IF I WERE ON DEATH-ROW, MY LAST MEAL WOULD BE: a caltine bar
23) THE LAST PERSON WHO SPOKE TO ME: Tori
24) I MOSTLY USE THE INTERNET: find good porn
25) IF I BECOME PRESIDENT: i'll be the president
26) I MOST RESEMBLE: Brad Pitts left nipple
27) THE WORD I SAY TO MUCH: is "fuck"
28) VEGAS IS GREAT FOR: me to whipe my ass on
29) MICHAEL JACKSON: is sooo incredably sexy
30) THE SPEED LIMIT MEANS: speed up
31) WHEN I DIE, I WANT MY BODY: burried in an indian burial ground
32) IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME I: would slap Eminem in the face and then casturate him.
33) THE LAST TIME I SAID "THIS SUCKS!": i had just ran into a car
34) YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW ME WELL WHEN: you find out i'm a virgin
35) TOMORROW I WILL: seduce a straight man
36) I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME: looking at a boy i like.
37) THE LAST THING I BROKE: umm, i tend to forget those things
38) OH YEAH, AND DON'T FORGET: i hate it when boys try to touch me sexually
thought you ought to know.