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Feb 16, 2006 18:28

1) WHEN I WAS A KID, AFTER SCHOOL I: played pocohantas with my best friend sara

2) THIS ONE TIME, WHEN I WAS HIGH: i noticed how crazy emily rose really was

3) THE NEW POPE: told me he was gay

4) I FALL ASLEEP EASILY: during sex

5) I NEED MORE: drugs

6) I NEED LESS: boys

7) PUBLIC TOILETS ARE USEFUL FOR: getting boys phone#s

8) THE UNITED STATES SHOULD CHANGE ITS NAME TO: United Sticks

9) MY THEME SONG WOULD BE: fefe dobson- 8x10

10) SOMETIMES I THINK PEOPLE: should die more often

11) PRESCRIPTION DRUGS ARE: on sale today only.

12) I THINK ABOUT SEX WHENEVER: period.

13) THE MIDDLE FINGER IS MOST USEFUL FOR: poking in the eye

14) THE LAST TIME I BOUGHT A PAIR OF SHOES: today, well they arnt really shoes.

15) IN ONE MONTH I'LL BE: happy?

16) FOR THE LAST TIME: it's right after the yellow house

17) THE LAST THING I STOLE WAS: a clove

18) IF I WON THE LOTTO THE FIRST THING I WOULD BUY: a room full of naked men with huge penis'

19) WHEN IN ROME: watch mary-kate and ashley

20) IF ONLY I COULD GET RID OF: my chlamidia

21) MY MOM: sleeps around

22) IF I WERE ON DEATH-ROW, MY LAST MEAL WOULD BE: a caltine bar

23) THE LAST PERSON WHO SPOKE TO ME: Tori

24) I MOSTLY USE THE INTERNET: find good porn

25) IF I BECOME PRESIDENT: i'll be the president

26) I MOST RESEMBLE: Brad Pitts left nipple

27) THE WORD I SAY TO MUCH: is "fuck"

28) VEGAS IS GREAT FOR: me to whipe my ass on

29) MICHAEL JACKSON: is sooo incredably sexy

30) THE SPEED LIMIT MEANS: speed up

31) WHEN I DIE, I WANT MY BODY: burried in an indian burial ground

32) IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME I: would slap Eminem in the face and then casturate him.

33) THE LAST TIME I SAID "THIS SUCKS!": i had just ran into a car

34) YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW ME WELL WHEN: you find out i'm a virgin

35) TOMORROW I WILL: seduce a straight man

36) I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME: looking at a boy i like.

37) THE LAST THING I BROKE: umm, i tend to forget those things

38) OH YEAH, AND DON'T FORGET: i hate it when boys try to touch me sexually

thought you ought to know.
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