I'm Sooo Anti Valentine's Day...
I stumbled on this a few years ago. And it's been my V-Day theme since then. If I had a Valentine I might not feel this way, but yet again... no. So, here it goes...
Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove something up Cupid's punk ass.
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet, but soon it will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Cause I think this love thing is a crock of shit.
So, here's my story... what else can I say?
Love bites my ass... Fuck Valentines Day!
But Happy Valentine's Day to everyone that actually likes this holiday.
It's really sad when you can copy and paste the exact entry from last year and have it still apply. I was just going to copy the poem but yeah... the whole thing is fitting.
Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove something up Cupid's punk ass.
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet, but soon it will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Cause I think this love thing is a crock of shit.
So, here's my story... what else can I say?
Love bites my ass... Fuck Valentines Day!
But Happy Valentine's Day to everyone that actually likes this holiday.
It's really sad when you can copy and paste the exact entry from last year and have it still apply. I was just going to copy the poem but yeah... the whole thing is fitting.