The Hills are alive, with the sound of spoiled rich kids
so in a desperate attempt to procrastinate doing my MASSIVE literature review over the remainder of my spring holiday, I've begun watching horrible horrible american television. I found this site "Alluc" that has episodes of just about every show you can imagine and it has been deadly. Here are a few of my horrid discoveries:
The Janice Dickinson Modelling Agency
- she's crazy but she makes her male models get nude every 5 seconds so it doesn't really bother me that much. It doesn't matter if the guys are modelling watches, they are droppin' trou.
The Hills
-wtf! I only saw bits and pieces of Season 2 but was utterly confused. Where's KRISTIN!? and...Brody Jenner? Is he trapped in the wrong reality series? Wait...is this a reality series, it's so goddamn hard to tell.
Peep Show
-really just a show about two british losers who sit on their couch watching jonothan ross and drinking carling...but it's mildly humourous.
and loads and loads and loads of CSI...the original, in Las Vegas. Horatio Caine of the Miami version just ticks me off, always wearing his sunglasses and talking in that deep, slow creepy pedophile voice, and the New York version always looks dirty. Las Vegas is the perfect combination of sequins and blood. love it.
I'm meeting the one and only ANDREW LEE in London on the 26th which is very very exciting. He's going to see Daniel Radcliffe's ass later that night but we'll have the whole day to drink tea with the Queen and butter each others crumpets. It should be fab.
...don't even get me started on America's Next Top Model
The Janice Dickinson Modelling Agency
- she's crazy but she makes her male models get nude every 5 seconds so it doesn't really bother me that much. It doesn't matter if the guys are modelling watches, they are droppin' trou.
The Hills
-wtf! I only saw bits and pieces of Season 2 but was utterly confused. Where's KRISTIN!? and...Brody Jenner? Is he trapped in the wrong reality series? Wait...is this a reality series, it's so goddamn hard to tell.
Peep Show
-really just a show about two british losers who sit on their couch watching jonothan ross and drinking carling...but it's mildly humourous.
and loads and loads and loads of CSI...the original, in Las Vegas. Horatio Caine of the Miami version just ticks me off, always wearing his sunglasses and talking in that deep, slow creepy pedophile voice, and the New York version always looks dirty. Las Vegas is the perfect combination of sequins and blood. love it.
I'm meeting the one and only ANDREW LEE in London on the 26th which is very very exciting. He's going to see Daniel Radcliffe's ass later that night but we'll have the whole day to drink tea with the Queen and butter each others crumpets. It should be fab.
...don't even get me started on America's Next Top Model