Shannon, I am not to cheap for a subject... you are my subject!!
Dear anyone whos reading this,
rabid_turnip Is badass. :P
Or just really cool. :D
Keelia.
Stolen from dementare
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour to three hours. It is equivalent to the five minutes that the horror movie you just started takes to end, or the time it takes to do her hair.
NOTHING
This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'.
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow.
GO AHEAD.
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful
and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
WELL DON'T GET ALL PISSY WITH ME
This comes out of nowhere when you simply ask a question, are not upset, and don't raise your voice in the slightest. This argument will most likely end in "Fine" followed by a "Loud Sigh".
WHATEVER
This is what women say when they know they have lost but are too afraid to admit it OR when they are so emotional that they don't know what they are feeling, happens often during PMS. Sometimes this follows shortly after 'Nothing'. Like 'Fine', this is often used to end a pointless, and stupid argument. A woman always has to have the last word and 9 times out of 10 it's ended with 'whatever' followed by a 'Loud Sigh'
WHATS WRONG?
*note* Whenever a woman says this to you, she is not asking you what is wrong. She wants YOU to ask her what is wrong! Often used after a fight. 'What's Wrong?' merely translates to 'What's Wrong with me?'
When a woman asks another woman this, it is almost always answered with "Nothing". See above. And the conversation is never resolved, both women leave the room after a 'Loud Sigh' because 'NOTHING' is wrong and everything is 'FINE'.
IT'S NOT YOU, ITS ME
starts after the "soft Sigh"* This means: C'mon, don't be stupid! It is you! You are wrong! You are the asshole! Everything is your fault! I never do anything wrong nor am I ever to blame! *Ended with the "Loud Sigh" as she slams the bathroom door in your face*
DON'T TELL ME HOW I FEEL
Why? Because my hormones are raging, I am bleeding between my legs, I have smoke coming out of my ears and I am going to take it ALL out on you. Why? Because you are here.
WHENEVER a woman says this: Just reply with "well don't get all pissy with me"
This is guaranteed to start a lovely fight!
I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU
What the fuck ever! She knew exactly what she was doing! And somehow this argument will always end with YOU in fault. She will cry and make you feel guilty. You will pity her. Women use this one ALL the time to get themselves out of trouble. BEWARE! It works. You know you have fallen for it! Because, Somehow it IS your fault.
OH HELL NO
This comes about when a woman asks, "Do these pants make my butt look big?" and you reply with, "well, just a teeny bit bigger than the norm." Then she says, "Oh HELL no!" followed with a 'Loud Sigh' and a dressing room door being closed on your face.
I GUESS IF THAT'S WHAT YOU REALLY WANT
Whatever it is you really want, don't do it. Whatever she wants you to do, don't do it either.
I DON'T CARE
She does care. Immensely. Deeply. Passionately. She cares so much the words are practically crystalizing in front of her face. Whatever it is, wheedle out her opinion or there will be no sex again in this champagne room for a very long time.
YEAH, MM, OK, BYE
You are fucked.
I GUESS
='whatever' beware
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO
This is a test. Whatever you say will be wrong unless its what SHE wants. She will most likely reply with "that sounds "Fine" or "Whatever" because "NOTHING" is wrong." If you are extremely unlucky it may be followed with "Yeah, mm, ok bye" and a "loud sigh". Whatever you do DON'T ask her "Whats Wrong" she will only reply with "Nothing".
DO I LOOK FAT?
Be VERY careful when answering this question, your life depends on it. Change the subject immediately because whatever you say will lead to "Thanks alot". You are doomed and will not get sex for a VERY long time because she feels fat and you were so insensitive to her feelings.
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT followed by a SOFT SIGH
She really does want to talk about it and she wants you to pry it out of her. If you don't, she'll turn it around on you and say, "YOU NEVER TALK TO ME!" Which will lead in an argument that will end in "WHATEVER" and the "SOFT SIGH" will then turn into a "LOUD SIGH" and "FIVE MINUTES" will go by and she'll then say "IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME" and "I JUST DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU". And then you say, "Tell me what?" And it will end in "NOTHING".
IS SHE PRETTIER THAN ME?
"OH HELL NO". You are fucked. There is no correct answer to this question. Whatever you say will end in "WHATEVER", "FINE", or "DO I LOOK FAT" (which is far worse than "IS SHE PRETTIER THAN ME"). Your best bet is to just change the subject if you can, it may result in "YEAH, MM, OK, BYE" or "I DON'T CARE". You could try asking if she lost weight or changed her hairstyle but this probably won't help. Either way you are still fucked.
//EDIT//
This Picture is just for dactyls
The 4 colours of my bedroom ;)
annnndd I promised bubblebliss shannon peektures, so.
The pink and fishnet top... just like the other kelly :P
Just cuz your so spiffy I'll throw in another one.
One of the other street signs in my bedroom.
and some more, plus the few remaining girlie shots that survied the hot weather.
one more sign, plus some of my cds, plus my Jim Beam collection, I'm only missing gold.
Yeah, I'm proud.
My *fixed* computer, and our new LCD monitor! :P
My mum is crazy and bought a big ass HUGE tv.
Kelly wasn't in a photo mood herself, so .. :P there will be no flipping off this time.
rabid_turnip Is badass. :P
Or just really cool. :D
Keelia.
Stolen from dementare
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour to three hours. It is equivalent to the five minutes that the horror movie you just started takes to end, or the time it takes to do her hair.
NOTHING
This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'.
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow.
GO AHEAD.
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful
and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
WELL DON'T GET ALL PISSY WITH ME
This comes out of nowhere when you simply ask a question, are not upset, and don't raise your voice in the slightest. This argument will most likely end in "Fine" followed by a "Loud Sigh".
WHATEVER
This is what women say when they know they have lost but are too afraid to admit it OR when they are so emotional that they don't know what they are feeling, happens often during PMS. Sometimes this follows shortly after 'Nothing'. Like 'Fine', this is often used to end a pointless, and stupid argument. A woman always has to have the last word and 9 times out of 10 it's ended with 'whatever' followed by a 'Loud Sigh'
WHATS WRONG?
*note* Whenever a woman says this to you, she is not asking you what is wrong. She wants YOU to ask her what is wrong! Often used after a fight. 'What's Wrong?' merely translates to 'What's Wrong with me?'
When a woman asks another woman this, it is almost always answered with "Nothing". See above. And the conversation is never resolved, both women leave the room after a 'Loud Sigh' because 'NOTHING' is wrong and everything is 'FINE'.
IT'S NOT YOU, ITS ME
starts after the "soft Sigh"* This means: C'mon, don't be stupid! It is you! You are wrong! You are the asshole! Everything is your fault! I never do anything wrong nor am I ever to blame! *Ended with the "Loud Sigh" as she slams the bathroom door in your face*
DON'T TELL ME HOW I FEEL
Why? Because my hormones are raging, I am bleeding between my legs, I have smoke coming out of my ears and I am going to take it ALL out on you. Why? Because you are here.
WHENEVER a woman says this: Just reply with "well don't get all pissy with me"
This is guaranteed to start a lovely fight!
I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU
What the fuck ever! She knew exactly what she was doing! And somehow this argument will always end with YOU in fault. She will cry and make you feel guilty. You will pity her. Women use this one ALL the time to get themselves out of trouble. BEWARE! It works. You know you have fallen for it! Because, Somehow it IS your fault.
OH HELL NO
This comes about when a woman asks, "Do these pants make my butt look big?" and you reply with, "well, just a teeny bit bigger than the norm." Then she says, "Oh HELL no!" followed with a 'Loud Sigh' and a dressing room door being closed on your face.
I GUESS IF THAT'S WHAT YOU REALLY WANT
Whatever it is you really want, don't do it. Whatever she wants you to do, don't do it either.
I DON'T CARE
She does care. Immensely. Deeply. Passionately. She cares so much the words are practically crystalizing in front of her face. Whatever it is, wheedle out her opinion or there will be no sex again in this champagne room for a very long time.
YEAH, MM, OK, BYE
You are fucked.
I GUESS
='whatever' beware
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO
This is a test. Whatever you say will be wrong unless its what SHE wants. She will most likely reply with "that sounds "Fine" or "Whatever" because "NOTHING" is wrong." If you are extremely unlucky it may be followed with "Yeah, mm, ok bye" and a "loud sigh". Whatever you do DON'T ask her "Whats Wrong" she will only reply with "Nothing".
DO I LOOK FAT?
Be VERY careful when answering this question, your life depends on it. Change the subject immediately because whatever you say will lead to "Thanks alot". You are doomed and will not get sex for a VERY long time because she feels fat and you were so insensitive to her feelings.
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT followed by a SOFT SIGH
She really does want to talk about it and she wants you to pry it out of her. If you don't, she'll turn it around on you and say, "YOU NEVER TALK TO ME!" Which will lead in an argument that will end in "WHATEVER" and the "SOFT SIGH" will then turn into a "LOUD SIGH" and "FIVE MINUTES" will go by and she'll then say "IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME" and "I JUST DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU". And then you say, "Tell me what?" And it will end in "NOTHING".
IS SHE PRETTIER THAN ME?
"OH HELL NO". You are fucked. There is no correct answer to this question. Whatever you say will end in "WHATEVER", "FINE", or "DO I LOOK FAT" (which is far worse than "IS SHE PRETTIER THAN ME"). Your best bet is to just change the subject if you can, it may result in "YEAH, MM, OK, BYE" or "I DON'T CARE". You could try asking if she lost weight or changed her hairstyle but this probably won't help. Either way you are still fucked.
//EDIT//
This Picture is just for dactyls
The 4 colours of my bedroom ;)
annnndd I promised bubblebliss shannon peektures, so.
The pink and fishnet top... just like the other kelly :P
Just cuz your so spiffy I'll throw in another one.
One of the other street signs in my bedroom.
and some more, plus the few remaining girlie shots that survied the hot weather.
one more sign, plus some of my cds, plus my Jim Beam collection, I'm only missing gold.
Yeah, I'm proud.
My *fixed* computer, and our new LCD monitor! :P
My mum is crazy and bought a big ass HUGE tv.
Kelly wasn't in a photo mood herself, so .. :P there will be no flipping off this time.