At least it didn’t sit on my head.
I went out to the garden to fill in a job application. (For the Co-op; shameful, I know.) Next door neighbour’s cat (the shorter-haired of the two) sat on the picnic table in the garden, right next to the job application, and proceeded to lick under its leg. While facing me.
Talk about intending to put someone off their task. Damn cats. :)