thief

Mar 17, 2007 13:55

so i am walking around Austin during the SXSW festival which means it should have the highest babe per capita count of anywhere on the planet, and yet, some horrible, evil monster has taken over the fashion world and made girls look so fucking stupid that i am thinking of going gay.

the layered look as well as giant floral prints should not be worn by anyone over 5 and what the hell is with these gigantic parachute dresses. i mean if we are going down in a plane i will take you by my side but otherwise just put on some blue jeans and a tank top. also, we should be working on eradicated all evidence of the 80s, not reincarnating the worst parts of it like those god damned huge ball necklace things that look like you strung up some tennis balls and hung it on your neck.

until today i do not think i have ever come back from being in public less lustful than when i went out. i think i will move to another planet, i just can't take this place anymore

i wish i had something important to say. i bought some oil sticks today. they are suppossed to be 4.70 each (which i knew) but they weren't ringing up on the computer and the cashier after looking for and not finding the art guy came back and said "i think they are 25 cents each." i didn't say a thing. the little voice in the back of my head has been killed. truth is i just dont care anymore about being a good person. truth is i no longer think the world deserves it. how horrible is that?
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