Bored?
Right then, let's play:
Guess which cack-handed idiot dropped her mobile phone into a 5 litre bucket of high quality acrylic formula masonry paint for exterior walls!
I'm sure it'll be hilariously funny in about six months time. At the moment, though, it just seems to demonstrate more than ever what a ludicrous joke I am.
I'd post a photo of the pathetic looking, paint-mottled phone, and the drops of yellow paint spattered across the floor of my flat marking my dash back inside to grab a cloth to wipe the phone with; but of course the paint-choked phone is also my only camera, since I haven't been able to afford to replace the digital camera that was nicked in last year's burglary. Waaaaaaaaaaaah.
All this, and I STILL haven't finished painting the fucking pebbledashed wall. FAIL.
Guess which cack-handed idiot dropped her mobile phone into a 5 litre bucket of high quality acrylic formula masonry paint for exterior walls!
I'm sure it'll be hilariously funny in about six months time. At the moment, though, it just seems to demonstrate more than ever what a ludicrous joke I am.
I'd post a photo of the pathetic looking, paint-mottled phone, and the drops of yellow paint spattered across the floor of my flat marking my dash back inside to grab a cloth to wipe the phone with; but of course the paint-choked phone is also my only camera, since I haven't been able to afford to replace the digital camera that was nicked in last year's burglary. Waaaaaaaaaaaah.
All this, and I STILL haven't finished painting the fucking pebbledashed wall. FAIL.