Insensitive bastard or misunderstood comic genius?
Earlier tonight, I got a message from a girl I used to know, saying: 'Hiya phil fancy a shag n a massage?'
Now, she's a nice girl, but not the kind of girl I'd want to have sex with (read: ugly), so I thought I'd defuse the situation with some of my trademark wit:
'Hmm, I dunno. How much are you charging these days?'
She never replied. I don't think she saw the funny side.
Now, she's a nice girl, but not the kind of girl I'd want to have sex with (read: ugly), so I thought I'd defuse the situation with some of my trademark wit:
'Hmm, I dunno. How much are you charging these days?'
She never replied. I don't think she saw the funny side.