(no subject)
I really need to find somewhere to live, and fast!
My sister is back from China, and, as much as I love her, she's a fucking pain in the arse to live with.
I left an empty glass on the table? My God, I'm sorry, it is making an awful mess. And it was awfully rude of me try and iron some clothes for work this morning - the creases will just fall out with wear. And what's that you say, I came in really drunk and tried to cook and left the frying pan on all night? Well, a little fire never hurt anyone.
I'm even having to learn to pee sitting down, because God forbid I should leave the slightest trace of urine on the rim. It's the fucking rim. You don't even have to sit on it! It's not like I'm pissing all over the seat - in fact I go out of my way just to lift it!
And do I complain about her squeezing the toothpaste from the middle and not from the top? Do I? Well, yes, I do actually. But I probably wouldn't if she wasn't on my back all the time.
Ok, maybe I'm not the greatest housemate... I'm just not great at dealing with incessant nagging, even if it is my fault.
I need to live with someone with lower standards.
My sister is back from China, and, as much as I love her, she's a fucking pain in the arse to live with.
I left an empty glass on the table? My God, I'm sorry, it is making an awful mess. And it was awfully rude of me try and iron some clothes for work this morning - the creases will just fall out with wear. And what's that you say, I came in really drunk and tried to cook and left the frying pan on all night? Well, a little fire never hurt anyone.
I'm even having to learn to pee sitting down, because God forbid I should leave the slightest trace of urine on the rim. It's the fucking rim. You don't even have to sit on it! It's not like I'm pissing all over the seat - in fact I go out of my way just to lift it!
And do I complain about her squeezing the toothpaste from the middle and not from the top? Do I? Well, yes, I do actually. But I probably wouldn't if she wasn't on my back all the time.
Ok, maybe I'm not the greatest housemate... I'm just not great at dealing with incessant nagging, even if it is my fault.
I need to live with someone with lower standards.