[insert appropriate 1984 reference]:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/tyne/7649231.stm In response:
One day, Quentin woke up angry at the CPS. He tracked down Sir Ken Macdonald, the Director of Public Prosecutions, and committed multiple acts of surprise sex and knifecrime on him. Then he did a wee on his dead body. The End.