In the year 2000...

Jun 22, 2005 21:56

Dannyboy1988db: well then how about we take a look into the future
Dannyboy1988db: [your line, lol]
get revolution: ::high voice:: in the year 2000...
Dannyboy1988db: "Parents will stop telling their kids about the birds and the bees when the birds and the bees release a series of bondage porno films."

Dannyboy1988db: in the year 2000....

get revolution: "girls will all change their names to 'bob' and boys will all be called 'samantha'"

get revolution: in the year 2000...

Dannyboy1988db: "Canada will begin an attempt to conquer the world, but will fall short after suffering a defeat at the hands of Harlem school children"

Dannyboy1988db: in the year 2000...

get revolution: all underwear will be replaced with "anal-bum covers"

get revolution: in the year 2000...

Dannyboy1988db: Michael Jackson will be shot and killed. Not because he was molesting children, but because he was mistaken as a space alien.

Dannyboy1988db: in the year 2000......

get revolution: The assassination of the president will bring about a complete revolution of government in which the fab five will be appointed supreme council of the united states of canada

get revolution: in the year 2000...

Dannyboy1988db: The geco for Gieco will be run over by a run driver. Luckily, the drunk driver had All-state.

Dannyboy1988db: in the year 2000....

get revolution: The popularization of conveinence will cause the legs of all caucasions to atrophy, and "pimp my ride" will exclusively pimp out wheel chairs.

get revolution: in the year 2000...

Dannyboy1988db: [nice, haha] in the year 2000....

Dannyboy1988db: "Even gays will object to gay marriage when James Lipton marries Ice-T simply to become James Lipton Ice-T."

get revolution: and... scene.
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