http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=slogan
Sex:
-Kills All Known Sex-Dead.
-Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Sex.
-Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Sex.
Body parts:
-Sometimes You Feel Like a Penis, Sometimes You Don't.
-It's Different in a Penis.
-My Anti-Drug is Penis.
-I Wish They All Could Be Vagina Girls.
-Better Ingredients, Better Feet.
-We Bring The Good Toes To Life.
-Keep That Jiggly Titties Complexion.
-Jiggly Titties: The Other White Meat.
-The Ass Of A New Generation.
-A Finger of Ass is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat. (it's awful, I know.)
Steph:
-Beanz Meanz Steph.
-Steph Just Feels Right.
-Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Steph?
-Tense, Nervous, Steph?
-If You Can't Beat Steph, Join Steph.
-I Think, Therefore Steph.
-Gonna Be a While? Grab a Steph.
-Feel The Raw Naked Steph Of The Road. (she didn't like that one but i got a kick out of it.)
Masturbation (cause it's a funny word):
-Come to Life. Come to Masturbation.
-I am Stuck on Masturbation, 'Cause Masturbation's Stuck on Me.
-For Mash, Get Masturbation.
-Masturbation. It's What's For Dinner
-Beanz Meanz Masturbation.
Fuck:
-Fuck Just Feels Right.
-Have a Break. Have a Fuck.
-Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Fuck.
-The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Fuck.
-The Too Good to Hurry Fuck.
-Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Fuck.
-Vorsprung Durch Fuck.
Jimmy Eat World (I had to):
-Get More From Jimmy Eat World.
-Go To Work On A Jimmy Eat World.
-Pure Jimmy Eat World.
-Because I'm Worth Jimmy Eat World.
-Feel The Raw Naked Jimmy Eat World Of The Road.
-Only a Fool Breaks the Jimmy Eat World.
-Choosy Mothers Choose Jimmy Eat World.
-The Jimmy Eat World is Mightier than the Sword.
Cory (these came out the best):
-The Joy of Cory.
-Moms Like You Choose Cory
-Cory: The Other White Meat.
-3-in-1 Protection for your Cory.
-Make Someone Happy with a Cory.
-Yo Quiero Cory.
-Gotta Lotta Cory.
-We Bring Cory to Life.
-I'm Cuckoo For Cory.
-Cory-Lickin' Good.
-Get Serious. Get Cory.
-For The Cory You Don't Yet Know.
-You're Never Alone with a Cory.
(and my personal favorite:)
-When You've Got Cory, Flaunt It.
Steph and I were on that site way too long. Check out hers if you're uber bored and read some of those.
-Kills All Known Sex-Dead.
-Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Sex.
-Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Sex.
Body parts:
-Sometimes You Feel Like a Penis, Sometimes You Don't.
-It's Different in a Penis.
-My Anti-Drug is Penis.
-I Wish They All Could Be Vagina Girls.
-Better Ingredients, Better Feet.
-We Bring The Good Toes To Life.
-Keep That Jiggly Titties Complexion.
-Jiggly Titties: The Other White Meat.
-The Ass Of A New Generation.
-A Finger of Ass is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat. (it's awful, I know.)
Steph:
-Beanz Meanz Steph.
-Steph Just Feels Right.
-Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Steph?
-Tense, Nervous, Steph?
-If You Can't Beat Steph, Join Steph.
-I Think, Therefore Steph.
-Gonna Be a While? Grab a Steph.
-Feel The Raw Naked Steph Of The Road. (she didn't like that one but i got a kick out of it.)
Masturbation (cause it's a funny word):
-Come to Life. Come to Masturbation.
-I am Stuck on Masturbation, 'Cause Masturbation's Stuck on Me.
-For Mash, Get Masturbation.
-Masturbation. It's What's For Dinner
-Beanz Meanz Masturbation.
Fuck:
-Fuck Just Feels Right.
-Have a Break. Have a Fuck.
-Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Fuck.
-The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Fuck.
-The Too Good to Hurry Fuck.
-Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Fuck.
-Vorsprung Durch Fuck.
Jimmy Eat World (I had to):
-Get More From Jimmy Eat World.
-Go To Work On A Jimmy Eat World.
-Pure Jimmy Eat World.
-Because I'm Worth Jimmy Eat World.
-Feel The Raw Naked Jimmy Eat World Of The Road.
-Only a Fool Breaks the Jimmy Eat World.
-Choosy Mothers Choose Jimmy Eat World.
-The Jimmy Eat World is Mightier than the Sword.
Cory (these came out the best):
-The Joy of Cory.
-Moms Like You Choose Cory
-Cory: The Other White Meat.
-3-in-1 Protection for your Cory.
-Make Someone Happy with a Cory.
-Yo Quiero Cory.
-Gotta Lotta Cory.
-We Bring Cory to Life.
-I'm Cuckoo For Cory.
-Cory-Lickin' Good.
-Get Serious. Get Cory.
-For The Cory You Don't Yet Know.
-You're Never Alone with a Cory.
(and my personal favorite:)
-When You've Got Cory, Flaunt It.
Steph and I were on that site way too long. Check out hers if you're uber bored and read some of those.