Family Guy Quotes
Stewie Griffin : Damn you, vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your wretched womb.
Peter Griffin : You know those Germans; if you don't join the party, they come get you.
[Riding a circus elephant]
Peter Griffin : Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change.
Stewie Griffin : [to ticket agent] Now listen to me...
[looks at agent's name tag]
Stewie Griffin : Jo-LENE. I've got an army to raise and I must get to Nicaragua. I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal AND NO PICKLES. OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES.
Lois Griffin : Peter. You're bribing your daughter with a car?
Peter Griffin : Ah, c'mon, Lois, isn't "bribe" just another word for "love"?
Lois Griffin : You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me.
Peter Griffin : Uh, what could me and you do together?
[Lois giggles]
Peter Griffin : Lois. You've got a sick mind.
Lois Griffin : Peter, I'm talking about making love.
Peter Griffin : Oh. I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.
Peter Griffin : You know those Germans; if you don't join the party, they come get you.
[Riding a circus elephant]
Peter Griffin : Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change.
Stewie Griffin : [to ticket agent] Now listen to me...
[looks at agent's name tag]
Stewie Griffin : Jo-LENE. I've got an army to raise and I must get to Nicaragua. I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal AND NO PICKLES. OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES.
Lois Griffin : Peter. You're bribing your daughter with a car?
Peter Griffin : Ah, c'mon, Lois, isn't "bribe" just another word for "love"?
Lois Griffin : You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me.
Peter Griffin : Uh, what could me and you do together?
[Lois giggles]
Peter Griffin : Lois. You've got a sick mind.
Lois Griffin : Peter, I'm talking about making love.
Peter Griffin : Oh. I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.