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Did I ever tell y'all about how fucking insane my mom is? I asked for sweatpants for Christmas last year. She asked me what I meant by sweatpants.
Is this a question any of you would have asked in the first place, hearing the word "sweatpants"?
I told her: gray, made of sweatshirt material, no fasteners, elastic waist and cuffs, no funky stripe shit on the side, just side pockets, you really oughtn't wear them out of the house but people do anyway. You know, sweatpants.
You have this image firmly in your mind, yes?
I got polyester track pants.
She claimed she couldn't find any with elastic cuffs unless I meant "snowman pants". I have never in my life heard the phrase "snowman pants" before, and have no idea what she could possibly mean. Unless she means exactly what I asked for.
I will, if once employerated, be taking care of my own lounging about the house needs.
ETA: Note to self IT COMES IN A TWO PACK
Is this a question any of you would have asked in the first place, hearing the word "sweatpants"?
I told her: gray, made of sweatshirt material, no fasteners, elastic waist and cuffs, no funky stripe shit on the side, just side pockets, you really oughtn't wear them out of the house but people do anyway. You know, sweatpants.
You have this image firmly in your mind, yes?
I got polyester track pants.
She claimed she couldn't find any with elastic cuffs unless I meant "snowman pants". I have never in my life heard the phrase "snowman pants" before, and have no idea what she could possibly mean. Unless she means exactly what I asked for.
I will, if once employerated, be taking care of my own lounging about the house needs.
ETA: Note to self IT COMES IN A TWO PACK