When a friend turns up late continually All my friends do this.
When someone criticises my parents I agree.
When a friend asks me to go to a party and I don’t want to go Tell them.
When I hear a friend name calling Depends who they are calling names.
When I see a friend laughed at for not taking a cigarette. Dont laugh. Slag of idiot laughing.
When a friend asks me to copy my homework. Ha ha. Point them in the direction of google.
When I see a friend shoplifting. Report them to the store detective unless its ethical shoplifting in which case I help.
When a friends boyfriend/girlfriend asks me to 'go out' with him/her In the deeply unlikely event this would actually happen id probably say yes. However its contxtual innit.
When two good friends of mine start fighting each other.
Erm..... watch them? Unless its getting silly and then we stop them.
When I see a friend of mine pressurised to have an alcoholic drink.
I dont have friends who put that pressure on people. None of my friends are that weak.
When a friend wants to watch a different tv channel.
My house my TV. Your House your TV. Unless I like you then you can watch what you want.
When the father of one of my school friends dies.
Say you are sorry and that saying anything else would just be idiotic, then shut up unless they want to talk to me.
When a friend asks to borrow some money from me
Depends on the friend and previous abilityion this area. I dont expect lent money back.
When I catch someone letting the air out of a friends bike tyre
Ask them what the hell they are doing and make them pump it up again.
When my brother decides to run away from home after an argument with dad.
Ask why he didnt earlier?
When a friend asks me to lie on their behalf.
Depends on the friend, the lie and the context.
When mum, who is divorced, introduces the new person in her life
Nothing to do with me.
When I see a friend being bullied.
Stop it.
When I see a friend stealing money.
They aint my friend. Unless its LOTS of money.
When my sister always wants to tag along.
Shes welcome... never happened though.
When I find a friend in tears
Ask if I can help and then give them space.
When a friend has an accident and has to use a wheel chair.
When a friend turns up late continually
All my friends do this.
When someone criticises my parents
I agree.
When a friend asks me to go to a party and I don’t want to go
Tell them.
When I hear a friend name calling
Depends who they are calling names.
When I see a friend laughed at for not taking a cigarette.
Dont laugh. Slag of idiot laughing.
When a friend asks me to copy my homework.
Ha ha. Point them in the direction of google.
When I see a friend shoplifting.
Report them to the store detective unless its ethical shoplifting in which case I help.
When a friends boyfriend/girlfriend asks me to 'go out' with him/her
In the deeply unlikely event this would actually happen id probably say yes. However its contxtual innit.
When two good friends of mine start fighting each other.
Erm..... watch them? Unless its getting silly and then we stop them.
When I see a friend of mine pressurised to have an alcoholic drink.
I dont have friends who put that pressure on people. None of my friends are that weak.
When a friend wants to watch a different tv channel.
My house my TV. Your House your TV. Unless I like you then you can watch what you want.
When the father of one of my school friends dies.
Say you are sorry and that saying anything else would just be idiotic, then shut up unless they want to talk to me.
When a friend asks to borrow some money from me
Depends on the friend and previous abilityion this area. I dont expect lent money back.
When I catch someone letting the air out of a friends bike tyre
Ask them what the hell they are doing and make them pump it up again.
When my brother decides to run away from home after an argument with dad.
Ask why he didnt earlier?
When a friend asks me to lie on their behalf.
Depends on the friend, the lie and the context.
When mum, who is divorced, introduces the new person in her life
Nothing to do with me.
When I see a friend being bullied.
Stop it.
When I see a friend stealing money.
They aint my friend. Unless its LOTS of money.
When my sister always wants to tag along.
Shes welcome... never happened though.
When I find a friend in tears
Ask if I can help and then give them space.
When a friend has an accident and has to use a wheel chair.
Dependent on severity of damage... laugh at them.
When I see a friend bullying someone
Depends whos being bullied.
When a friend is angry about something.
Depends on what doesnt it.
When I hear someone criticising my best friend
Doesnt happen.
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