The story of a lifetime. Canada day '06.
Well, it's summer now. (Bombski!) You may or may not hear from me more during the summer (as in updates and whatnot) becuase I normally dont spend much time online in the summer (or ever, lately) but I got a laptop for graduating, so I will probably be on randomly at bizzare hours of the morning. Then again, I might not. Never know.
I havn't been up to a lot since summer started, basically just relaxing, swimming, drinking, smoking and getting kicked out of campsites. You know, the usual.(Oh, what's that? Rewind and explain that last one? Okay.)
Well, on Cananda Canabis Day, Me, Beth, Alyssa, Dustin,Shane and Matt took a trip to dollar lake during a liqour ban. (Our original plans were a random camping spot Matt knew of, but our parents wouldn't have it, and Mine and Alyssa's faught us to the death untill Mom booked us a place a dollar lake, unaware of the liqour ban, and without consulting us.) At this point, we were losing the parental battle and had no choice. It was dollar lake or nowhere, so we gladly took dollar lake. (Hey, it's not like we actually planned on NOT drinking.) Our parents, fully aware of this fact even helped us out. Alyssa's dad took the beer to the camp in the trunk, and told us to keep it in travel mugs. If anyone asked its hot chocolate. Too bad that when the park ranger people searched our site at 2am, they were perfectly aware it was beer. We had spent the day roasting marshmellows and hot dogs in the fire, hot boxing the tents and playing drinking games. By the time we decided to go swimming around 1:30am, we were all in quite a shape.)
We started walking to the lake, but it started raining, and we had left everything everywhere so we had to turn back and put it away, exept Beth and Dustin who went skinny dipping. On our way back to the camp, the rangers drive by and stop, inquiring as to where we were going at that hour. "back from the washrooms." (Seemed plausible.) "You been drinking tonight?" "No." (Of course not.) "well, we're going to follow you back down to your campsite and have a look around." "No problem." (BIG problem. Abort! Abort!!) So they follow us back and start looking around at the mess on the table. At first I think they started to believe us, untill they found the travel mug, half full with beer sitting on the bench. After that they asked where the rest was and when no one said anything, they searched the tents and found the cooler. (beer and vodka gallore.) Alyssa took one for the team by claiming it. The $445 fine for public intoxication and underaged drinking is in her name, but we're all paying it.
While we're being fined and told we have to pack up and leave, Dustin and Beth make their first appearence since the lake, wearing only towels. "What the fuck is going on here??" (That would be drunk dustin.) Shane's responce was "Well basically, these guys rolled up and they were like 'we're pigs.'"........Yup, that's pretty much it. They somehow avoided the public nudity fine, but Dustin got slapped with a $215 for failing to obey a peace officer, but really it wasbecause the cops didn't like him. I suppose with good reason, because when he wasn't up in their face swearing at them, he was teling them "keep the peace, we're all just hippies and we just smoke dope and keep the peace." At one point he turned on the radio in his car and started blasting peace not greed. ("How would life be if the world smoked weed? Guartenteed it'd be peace not greed. See, it's hell living in a cell, so legalize the plant, only time can tell.") They didn't like that much. His mom also a $128 fine because when she drove dustin's sister's car out to get him because he had hers and was too drunk to drive AND had no licence, she gets pulled over on the way there and finds out Fallon's insurence papers and what not are in her purse, meaning she was driving without it too.
I'd have to say the best part was when they put us in the back of the paddy wagon to bring us to the front desk and wait for our 'rents to come get us. We're assholes, that's pretty much the bottom line.
Alyssa: "Does anyone else kinda feel like a goat in here?"
everyone: "Baaaah! Baaaah!"
cop: "Shut up."
Beth: "Are we going to a concentration camp or something? I've never felt more jewish in my life!"
*cop turns the air conditioning on becuase the loud noise drowns us out.*
Alyssa: "Oh great. Now we're being gased."
cop: "Shut up!!"
Dustin: "Well, thanks for comming out to celebrate my barmitsfa, guys."
During the rest of the time we were sitting there, aside from laughing and being obnoxious, we took pictures, light a couple smokes and wrote "fuck da police" in mascarra. Shane was spitting through the bars and through a smoke butt that landed on the driver's seat. Him and Dustin wanted to pee in the corner, and the only reason they didn't was because our objections were that it would smell.
I can't even believe this all happened, really. And the fact that no one is even in any trouble at all is hilarious, (I suppose our parents know that they can't even be mad, because we told them straight up we wanted to go to the other place because of the liqour ban and that we were drinking anyways, they didnt object thy jsut said dont be dumb. we told them we would get caught and they said no we wouldnt. I'd like to point out that we have the right to say I told you so.)
Well that turned out a longer explination than I had planned becaus I was just going to say we got a fine and gt kicked out for drinking, but once I started I had to tell it all becuase its jsut too much. God damnit i love us.
I havn't been up to a lot since summer started, basically just relaxing, swimming, drinking, smoking and getting kicked out of campsites. You know, the usual.(Oh, what's that? Rewind and explain that last one? Okay.)
Well, on Cananda Canabis Day, Me, Beth, Alyssa, Dustin,Shane and Matt took a trip to dollar lake during a liqour ban. (Our original plans were a random camping spot Matt knew of, but our parents wouldn't have it, and Mine and Alyssa's faught us to the death untill Mom booked us a place a dollar lake, unaware of the liqour ban, and without consulting us.) At this point, we were losing the parental battle and had no choice. It was dollar lake or nowhere, so we gladly took dollar lake. (Hey, it's not like we actually planned on NOT drinking.) Our parents, fully aware of this fact even helped us out. Alyssa's dad took the beer to the camp in the trunk, and told us to keep it in travel mugs. If anyone asked its hot chocolate. Too bad that when the park ranger people searched our site at 2am, they were perfectly aware it was beer. We had spent the day roasting marshmellows and hot dogs in the fire, hot boxing the tents and playing drinking games. By the time we decided to go swimming around 1:30am, we were all in quite a shape.)
We started walking to the lake, but it started raining, and we had left everything everywhere so we had to turn back and put it away, exept Beth and Dustin who went skinny dipping. On our way back to the camp, the rangers drive by and stop, inquiring as to where we were going at that hour. "back from the washrooms." (Seemed plausible.) "You been drinking tonight?" "No." (Of course not.) "well, we're going to follow you back down to your campsite and have a look around." "No problem." (BIG problem. Abort! Abort!!) So they follow us back and start looking around at the mess on the table. At first I think they started to believe us, untill they found the travel mug, half full with beer sitting on the bench. After that they asked where the rest was and when no one said anything, they searched the tents and found the cooler. (beer and vodka gallore.) Alyssa took one for the team by claiming it. The $445 fine for public intoxication and underaged drinking is in her name, but we're all paying it.
While we're being fined and told we have to pack up and leave, Dustin and Beth make their first appearence since the lake, wearing only towels. "What the fuck is going on here??" (That would be drunk dustin.) Shane's responce was "Well basically, these guys rolled up and they were like 'we're pigs.'"........Yup, that's pretty much it. They somehow avoided the public nudity fine, but Dustin got slapped with a $215 for failing to obey a peace officer, but really it wasbecause the cops didn't like him. I suppose with good reason, because when he wasn't up in their face swearing at them, he was teling them "keep the peace, we're all just hippies and we just smoke dope and keep the peace." At one point he turned on the radio in his car and started blasting peace not greed. ("How would life be if the world smoked weed? Guartenteed it'd be peace not greed. See, it's hell living in a cell, so legalize the plant, only time can tell.") They didn't like that much. His mom also a $128 fine because when she drove dustin's sister's car out to get him because he had hers and was too drunk to drive AND had no licence, she gets pulled over on the way there and finds out Fallon's insurence papers and what not are in her purse, meaning she was driving without it too.
I'd have to say the best part was when they put us in the back of the paddy wagon to bring us to the front desk and wait for our 'rents to come get us. We're assholes, that's pretty much the bottom line.
Alyssa: "Does anyone else kinda feel like a goat in here?"
everyone: "Baaaah! Baaaah!"
cop: "Shut up."
Beth: "Are we going to a concentration camp or something? I've never felt more jewish in my life!"
*cop turns the air conditioning on becuase the loud noise drowns us out.*
Alyssa: "Oh great. Now we're being gased."
cop: "Shut up!!"
Dustin: "Well, thanks for comming out to celebrate my barmitsfa, guys."
During the rest of the time we were sitting there, aside from laughing and being obnoxious, we took pictures, light a couple smokes and wrote "fuck da police" in mascarra. Shane was spitting through the bars and through a smoke butt that landed on the driver's seat. Him and Dustin wanted to pee in the corner, and the only reason they didn't was because our objections were that it would smell.
I can't even believe this all happened, really. And the fact that no one is even in any trouble at all is hilarious, (I suppose our parents know that they can't even be mad, because we told them straight up we wanted to go to the other place because of the liqour ban and that we were drinking anyways, they didnt object thy jsut said dont be dumb. we told them we would get caught and they said no we wouldnt. I'd like to point out that we have the right to say I told you so.)
Well that turned out a longer explination than I had planned becaus I was just going to say we got a fine and gt kicked out for drinking, but once I started I had to tell it all becuase its jsut too much. God damnit i love us.