#8 is the reason I never had a girlfriend.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Melanie!

1. The international dialling code for Melanie is 672!
2. Melanie is only six percent water.
3. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Melanie!
4. Melanie will always turn right when leaving a cave.
5. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Melanie into a volcano it would stop erupting.
6. In Chinese, the sound 'Melanie' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
7. Only one person in two billion will live to be Melanie!
8. Tradition allows women to propose to Melanie only during leap years!
9. Olympic badminton rules say that Melanie must have exactly fourteen feathers!
10. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Melanie!