Jan 24, 2006 21:33
Hey, how about fuck myspace.
Go and flirt with every cute boy you see on it. Comment on everyones picture telling them how hot they are. Add every single person who sends you a friend request, but don't even acknowledge the person who sits next to you in class; forget about all those people who try and start a conversation with you at school that you just walk away from. You know that nice, honest guy who is thinking of asking you out on a date? Yeah, forget him. You make it a goal to talk to every single person on your friends list, you actually spend hours making sure you get to know every single one, but you walk around the halls at school with your head down, not even trying to socialize with anybody because all your friends are on myspace. It's amazing how a shallow new-age wave internet trend can make me so pissed off I feel like I am going to throw up.
Please, I want to meet somebody who is real.
"Well then why don't you delete your myspace you hypocrite! You have one too!"
I don't flirt. I only add people I have met in person. I don't establish unreal relationships through a fucking internet dating service. I already know that alot of people are going to leave comments yelling at me telling me how I'm a hypocrite and how I am so egotistical, so let me just say this right now: I don't care. It is myspace. No I don't think I am better than you, I just think that the way some people are so obsessed and involved in myspace is pathetic. Yes I use myspace, but not even close to the extent that most of you do.