someone shoot me.

[broken_points]

You've got to be kidding me. The following is a verbatim conversation that I had with a coworker tonight.

her: Should I query this?
me: Why?
her: Because here it says his name is Bill, but over here it says it's William.
me:...
her: So? Should I?
me (trying really hard not to say something that'll get me fired): Nooo....
her: Are you sure?
me: Yes. Bill is short for William.
her: Really? No.. Really?!? Shut up! Stop messing with me!
me: *blink* *blink* oooooooooook...

How is it that some people are so fucking stupid? I mean, doesn't it hurt???