The things people do to get what they want...
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:45:31 PM): call my cousin for me i dont want to move my finger
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:45:35 PM): and say what? lol
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:46:15 PM): NEVERMIND JESS!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:46:16 PM): o.o
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:46:21 PM): make everything so damn complicated
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:46:19 PM): *cries*
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:46:24 PM): brb
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:46:56 PM): jeez
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:47:32 PM): these jalapeno chips are bomb.
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:49:19 PM): and you can't have any because you were mean!
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:52:10 PM): i was not!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:52:13 PM): WERE TOO!
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:52:26 PM): QUIT BEIN A BABY AND SHARE YOUR CHIPS
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:52:37 PM): NO FUCK YOU!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:52:44 PM): THEY'RE MY CHIPS
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:52:50 PM): FUCK YOU FIRST!
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:53:03 PM): GIMME A COUPLE!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:53:02 PM): YOU CANT FUCK ME FIRST CAUSE I DID IT FIRST
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:53:03 PM): NO
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:53:23 PM): WELL FUCK YOU HARDER!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:53:24 PM): NO
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:53:34 PM): STOP TRYINA FUCK ME
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:53:59 PM): YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:54:02 PM): NO I DON'T
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:54:13 PM): SHARE THE CHIPS FATTY!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:54:13 PM): ITS LIKE YOU'RE HAVING A SEIZURE!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:54:15 PM): NO!
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:54:32 PM): fine i don't want your stupid chips anyway
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:54:35 PM): greedy bitch
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:54:32 PM): good
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:54:36 PM): cause you're not getting any
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:54:41 PM): *stuffs handful in mouth*
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:54:54 PM): good cause i dont want them
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:54:56 PM): Good!
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:55:12 PM): GOOD!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:55:18 PM): GOOD!
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:55:23 PM): so what's up?
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:55:34 PM): not much.
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:55:37 PM): you?
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:55:48 PM): bored
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:55:49 PM): yeah me too.
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:56:06 PM): tell me a story.
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:56:38 PM): ionwanna
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:56:37 PM): please?
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:57:09 PM): *sits indian style in front of you*
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:57:52 PM): i don't do stories
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:58:15 PM): you wouldnt give me chips and you think i should tell you a story? HA!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:58:51 PM): LOL
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:58:56 PM): i'll give you chocolate?
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:59:11 PM): no it's too late to bribe me
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:59:13 PM): pleeeasseee!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:59:22 PM): don't make me beg.
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:59:45 PM): begging wont help you either
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:59:54 PM): :[
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:00:42 PM): my cousins bumming me out
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:00:42 PM): OWWWWWWWWWW
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:00:51 PM): ?
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:00:52 PM): this chocolate is making me teeth hurt * cries*
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:01:02 PM): wtf
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:01:05 PM): i have sensitive teeth
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:01:18 PM): apparently
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:01:24 PM): so if i eat stuff with a lot of sugar, i get sharp painsSex uaLDysthymiA (4:01:33 PM): tell me stooorrrrrrrryyyyy!
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:01:57 PM): that doesnt sound good have youne to the dentist
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:02:04 PM): you gone*
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:02:06 PM): wtf
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:02:02 PM): i dont have insurance
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:02:37 PM): c'mon, i'll give you sex if you tell me a story.
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:02:40 PM): lol
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:03:09 PM): nope you said you didnt want sex
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:03:11 PM): too late
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:03:15 PM): when did i say that?
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:03:30 PM): you told me to stop trying to fuck you
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:03:33 PM): i did? haha
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:03:45 PM):
Sex uaLDysthymiA [5:51 P.M.]: STOP TRYINA FUCK ME
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:03:45 PM): okay
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:04:00 PM): well, then, i'll give you..
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:04:03 PM): food?
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:04:21 PM): just ate
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:04:20 PM): ARG
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:04:32 PM): :]
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:04:32 PM): you suck.
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:04:50 PM): so do you
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:04:54 PM): fucking chip hog
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:04:51 PM): nuh uh!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:04:54 PM): AY
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:05:00 PM): i offered you chocolate!
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:05:09 PM): I WANTED THE CHIPS
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:05:10 PM): acting like i aint done shit
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:05:14 PM): FINE
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:05:19 PM): *gives chips*
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:05:22 PM): NO TELL ME A STORY!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:05:29 PM): now*
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:05:42 PM): i don't want them anymore
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:05:45 PM): the moment has passed
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:05:46 PM): OMG YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:05:52 PM): *kicks balls*
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:05:53 PM): there
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:06:01 PM): tell me a story or i'm gunna do it again.
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:06:32 PM): NO FUCK YOU NOW YOU'RE REALLY NOT GETTING A STORY -punches you in the tit-Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:06:37 PM): LOL
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:06:55 PM): *grunts and falls down*
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:07:15 PM): YOU'RE GUNNA GIVE ME BREAST CANCER!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:07:33 PM): *ties your penis into a knot*
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:07:51 PM): -staples your pussy lips together-
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:08:15 PM): *chops balls off*
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:08:31 PM): *then smears the blood all over your food*
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:08:34 PM): HA
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:08:36 PM): BEAT THAT
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:08:53 PM): NOW YOU'RE NUTLESS AND WILL STARVE!
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:09:10 PM): -sews your asshole shut and feeds you and feeds you and feeds you-
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:09:13 PM): ROFL
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:09:42 PM): *has britta unsew it so i can POOP MYSELF*
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:09:54 PM): hahahahaha
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:09:59 PM): lmao, omg, i can't take it
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:10:17 PM): it's too much
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:45:35 PM): and say what? lol
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:46:15 PM): NEVERMIND JESS!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:46:16 PM): o.o
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:46:21 PM): make everything so damn complicated
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:46:19 PM): *cries*
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:46:24 PM): brb
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:46:56 PM): jeez
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:47:32 PM): these jalapeno chips are bomb.
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:49:19 PM): and you can't have any because you were mean!
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:52:10 PM): i was not!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:52:13 PM): WERE TOO!
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:52:26 PM): QUIT BEIN A BABY AND SHARE YOUR CHIPS
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:52:37 PM): NO FUCK YOU!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:52:44 PM): THEY'RE MY CHIPS
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:52:50 PM): FUCK YOU FIRST!
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:53:03 PM): GIMME A COUPLE!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:53:02 PM): YOU CANT FUCK ME FIRST CAUSE I DID IT FIRST
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:53:03 PM): NO
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:53:23 PM): WELL FUCK YOU HARDER!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:53:24 PM): NO
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:53:34 PM): STOP TRYINA FUCK ME
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:53:59 PM): YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:54:02 PM): NO I DON'T
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:54:13 PM): SHARE THE CHIPS FATTY!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:54:13 PM): ITS LIKE YOU'RE HAVING A SEIZURE!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:54:15 PM): NO!
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:54:32 PM): fine i don't want your stupid chips anyway
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:54:35 PM): greedy bitch
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:54:32 PM): good
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:54:36 PM): cause you're not getting any
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:54:41 PM): *stuffs handful in mouth*
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:54:54 PM): good cause i dont want them
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:54:56 PM): Good!
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:55:12 PM): GOOD!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:55:18 PM): GOOD!
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:55:23 PM): so what's up?
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:55:34 PM): not much.
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:55:37 PM): you?
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:55:48 PM): bored
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:55:49 PM): yeah me too.
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:56:06 PM): tell me a story.
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:56:38 PM): ionwanna
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:56:37 PM): please?
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:57:09 PM): *sits indian style in front of you*
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:57:52 PM): i don't do stories
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:58:15 PM): you wouldnt give me chips and you think i should tell you a story? HA!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:58:51 PM): LOL
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:58:56 PM): i'll give you chocolate?
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:59:11 PM): no it's too late to bribe me
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:59:13 PM): pleeeasseee!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:59:22 PM): don't make me beg.
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (2:59:45 PM): begging wont help you either
Sex uaLDysthymiA (3:59:54 PM): :[
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:00:42 PM): my cousins bumming me out
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:00:42 PM): OWWWWWWWWWW
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:00:51 PM): ?
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:00:52 PM): this chocolate is making me teeth hurt * cries*
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:01:02 PM): wtf
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:01:05 PM): i have sensitive teeth
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:01:18 PM): apparently
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:01:24 PM): so if i eat stuff with a lot of sugar, i get sharp painsSex uaLDysthymiA (4:01:33 PM): tell me stooorrrrrrrryyyyy!
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:01:57 PM): that doesnt sound good have youne to the dentist
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:02:04 PM): you gone*
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:02:06 PM): wtf
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:02:02 PM): i dont have insurance
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:02:37 PM): c'mon, i'll give you sex if you tell me a story.
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:02:40 PM): lol
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:03:09 PM): nope you said you didnt want sex
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:03:11 PM): too late
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:03:15 PM): when did i say that?
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:03:30 PM): you told me to stop trying to fuck you
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:03:33 PM): i did? haha
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:03:45 PM):
Sex uaLDysthymiA [5:51 P.M.]: STOP TRYINA FUCK ME
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:03:45 PM): okay
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:04:00 PM): well, then, i'll give you..
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:04:03 PM): food?
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:04:21 PM): just ate
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:04:20 PM): ARG
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:04:32 PM): :]
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:04:32 PM): you suck.
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:04:50 PM): so do you
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:04:54 PM): fucking chip hog
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:04:51 PM): nuh uh!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:04:54 PM): AY
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:05:00 PM): i offered you chocolate!
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:05:09 PM): I WANTED THE CHIPS
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:05:10 PM): acting like i aint done shit
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:05:14 PM): FINE
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:05:19 PM): *gives chips*
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:05:22 PM): NO TELL ME A STORY!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:05:29 PM): now*
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:05:42 PM): i don't want them anymore
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:05:45 PM): the moment has passed
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:05:46 PM): OMG YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:05:52 PM): *kicks balls*
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:05:53 PM): there
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:06:01 PM): tell me a story or i'm gunna do it again.
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:06:32 PM): NO FUCK YOU NOW YOU'RE REALLY NOT GETTING A STORY -punches you in the tit-Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:06:37 PM): LOL
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:06:55 PM): *grunts and falls down*
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:07:15 PM): YOU'RE GUNNA GIVE ME BREAST CANCER!
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:07:33 PM): *ties your penis into a knot*
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:07:51 PM): -staples your pussy lips together-
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:08:15 PM): *chops balls off*
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:08:31 PM): *then smears the blood all over your food*
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:08:34 PM): HA
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:08:36 PM): BEAT THAT
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:08:53 PM): NOW YOU'RE NUTLESS AND WILL STARVE!
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:09:10 PM): -sews your asshole shut and feeds you and feeds you and feeds you-
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:09:13 PM): ROFL
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:09:42 PM): *has britta unsew it so i can POOP MYSELF*
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH (3:09:54 PM): hahahahaha
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:09:59 PM): lmao, omg, i can't take it
Sex uaLDysthymiA (4:10:17 PM): it's too much