Well, He is a son of a bitch(Way before chuck norris was cool)
I know We all remember this. Readl, Laugh, Enoy
"He had a four day heart attack! ...Yeah, a day for every chamber! ...When they did the autopsy, they said his heart was like a basketball filled with ricotta cheese! ...They found sixty dollars in change in his stomach!
"I remember one time Brasky took his family to Sea World... they were watching Shamu the whale when Brasky got splashed! So Brasky yells, 'I'm Bill Brasky and no one gets me wet!' So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, 'How do you like it?!' And then damn if Brasky didn't step in there and finish the show!"
"You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe."
"He did all the make-up on the Planet of the Apes movies."
"He taught me how to love a woman - and how to scold a child."
"He had dandruff the size of mice!"
"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off lookin' for a bar and we can't find one. Finally, Brasky takes me into a vacant lot and says, Here we are!' Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us! Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it and then burnt the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found them!'"
"He once punched a hole in a cow just so he could see who was comin' up the road."
"He had nine children, all of 'em boys!"
"He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!"
"Did I ever tell you about the time I had breakfast with Brasky? Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for eight months straight. When he woke up, he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin!'"
"They say Gene Roddenberry got the idea for Star Trek from Brasky talkin' in his sleep!"
"He once breast-fed an injured flamingo back to health."
"He used to jog around the block with a fridge on his back!"
"His poop is considered currency in Argentina!"
"He loved extension cords!"
"He hated Mexicans! ...And he was half Mexican! ...And he hated irony!"
"He grew a third arm and kept it in a vault!"
"He slept eight hours a night! Well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."
Ode to Bill Braskey
Real update commin soon
"He had a four day heart attack! ...Yeah, a day for every chamber! ...When they did the autopsy, they said his heart was like a basketball filled with ricotta cheese! ...They found sixty dollars in change in his stomach!
"I remember one time Brasky took his family to Sea World... they were watching Shamu the whale when Brasky got splashed! So Brasky yells, 'I'm Bill Brasky and no one gets me wet!' So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, 'How do you like it?!' And then damn if Brasky didn't step in there and finish the show!"
"You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe."
"He did all the make-up on the Planet of the Apes movies."
"He taught me how to love a woman - and how to scold a child."
"He had dandruff the size of mice!"
"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off lookin' for a bar and we can't find one. Finally, Brasky takes me into a vacant lot and says, Here we are!' Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us! Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it and then burnt the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found them!'"
"He once punched a hole in a cow just so he could see who was comin' up the road."
"He had nine children, all of 'em boys!"
"He sired a baseball team... An orchestra, if you count the bastards!"
"Did I ever tell you about the time I had breakfast with Brasky? Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for eight months straight. When he woke up, he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin!'"
"They say Gene Roddenberry got the idea for Star Trek from Brasky talkin' in his sleep!"
"He once breast-fed an injured flamingo back to health."
"He used to jog around the block with a fridge on his back!"
"His poop is considered currency in Argentina!"
"He loved extension cords!"
"He hated Mexicans! ...And he was half Mexican! ...And he hated irony!"
"He grew a third arm and kept it in a vault!"
"He slept eight hours a night! Well, he was pretty normal when it came to that."
Ode to Bill Braskey
Real update commin soon