twelve crowns

[brokemysmolder]

[video]

[Flynn is deep in the Underground, carrying a torch and a cast-iron skillet. He alternates between a close examination of the ground and a wary glance around him.

His eyes fall upon the screen and he lights up.]

THERE you are!

[He tucks the skillet under one hand to pick up the device

Comments

I can't believe you made me do this.

[geogirl15]

...holy crap.

CHUCK? Holy crap, it's Chuck! You--you are the COOLEST!

...wait, when did you get a beard and a frying pan.

MWAHAHA

[brokemysmolder]

Uh, I hate to break it to you, cutie, but the name's not Chuck.

I hate you so much.

[geogirl15]

...wait, no...you...HOLY CRAP YOU'RE FLYNN RIDER.

[Resisting urge to competely freak out here.]

YOU'RE EVEN COOLER THAN CHUCK!!!

no you don't

[brokemysmolder]

[Preening Flynn preens]

Well duh. I mean, what kind of name is "Chuck"?

yes i do.

[geogirl15]

It's a good name for a spy...I mean, it's so normal that you don't suspect a spy to be named that!

But you--You're Flynn Rider...You are SO cool.

ffft totally don't

[brokemysmolder]

Yes. Yes, I am.

But you seem to have the advantage on me, gorgeous. You know my name, but I don't know yours.

...yeah, okay I won't.

[geogirl15]

Oh. Okay, I'm Sarah, and let me just say I am a BIG fan. You are easily the snarkiest hero I have ever met. And it's awesome.

:D

[brokemysmolder]

I have fan. Niiiiiice.

*siiigh*

[geogirl15]

Can...can I have your autograph? Nobody's gonna believe I actually met THE Flynn Rider unless I have evidence.

<3

[brokemysmolder]

The Flynn Rider, huh? Sure! Why not. But if you sell it, I get half the profit.

forever <3

[geogirl15]

Sure, why not!

[Here, sign my notebook.]

[brokemysmolder]

[Signs with an extremely fancy flourish]

There!

[geogirl15]

Wow...thanks, Flynn Rider!

Sooo...what was the most exciting caper you've ever been on?

[brokemysmolder]

Most exciting? Hmmmm...did you ever hear about the time I fought a horse with a frying pan?

[geogirl15]

Tell me the story!!