Jan 05, 2005 20:02
Uhm, haven't updated in a while. Nothing to update, only reason I am is because Mulligan told me to do so. Haven't done anything good. My knee was busted up for like 3 days, my toe still all messed up, and I like popped a vain in my elbow. So yeahh...Back in school sucks. I'm getting all my shit together again, so that's some good news. I need to get out of my house this its boring. I need to go to the mall or something. I hate how I have had hockey practices on Friday nights for the past like uhhh 4 1/2 months. Today I decided I was going to listen to rap music, so in honor of the rappers here is my rap...
a yo i listen to rap all day long, all they do is talk about hawt chicks wearing thongs,
chillin at the penthouse sweets, talking about how they get girls to give 'em some little treats,
only reason why im doing all this, hold up i gotta take a piss,
iight ya i popped my colla, gave a holla,
straight up frontin is how i ride, new pick up line..."hey ma lets slide",
fo sho to all my bitches and hoes, us rappers be making madd dough,
come over my hizzhouse ill tap that ass, i dont even need to do it in the bed ill do it in the grass,
say what? yeah thats what i thought, drink til ya drunk just dont get caught,
yeah yeah you think you be a playa fo real, psh think you all tight and shit cause you steal,
tah you some lame ass motha fucka, yo whorish cracka ass gets it on with some big fat ugly trucka,
what you think you got some skills, ha yo be poppin some pills,
what you think yo ass got some game, all you little bitches are all the same,
forizzal son we take it to da street, your gon end up lookin like a dog in heat,
i heard yo crusty ass rhymes, just only a few times,
son they be weak, when you rap your voice has a llittle tweak,
sounds like some dude grabbin yo by yo balls, ha if you had 'em of shitt son dat gon be spreadin through the halls,
iight im done making fun of yo cracka ass, go back to yo lame ass job pumping da gas
Now that's true gangsterness right there man. I'm like an Ut-Oh Oreo. Yeah...There you go Sar I did an update for ya.