Nov 05, 2004 12:08
You Know You're From South Jersey When..
- u dont go "to the beach," u go "down the shore"
- when it snows more than an inch, u call it a blizzard
- u've actually found the Echelon Mall
- ur uncle is in the mafia
- u dont understand why there arent 24hr diners anywhere else in the country
- u know what a Wawa is, and the locations of at least 5 of them
- u know that u should get the hell out of camden before dark
- even though theres a new Wal-Mart in town, u still go to the Berlin Farmers Market for cheap stuff
- u know how to successfully handle a traffic circle
- u played soccer from kindergarten through high school (!!!! im a soccer-holic)
- u always went to the Franklin Institute when u were a kid
- ur middle school hang out was the mall
- u once skipped school and went to Wildwood
- ur italian
- u say "water" weird
- u've fallen asleep on the expressway
- u cant believe MTV went to Seaside Heights
- u dont have to go to Red Lobster to get fresh seafood
- u can go bowling at 1:30AM (with automatic scoring!!)
- in high school, u worked at friendlys
- u will always say "yo" and u'll say it often
- u think North Jersey is a different state and that South Jersey deserves its own secession
- u know where Olga's Diner is on rt.70
- u know what jimmies r and refuse to call them anything else
- u take ur report card to Clementon Park for free tickets
- u went "diner hopping" til the sun came up
- u go on dates to diners and arcades
- u've ever said the phrase "look at the frikken MacGyver over there!"
- u say "lanic city" instead of "Atlantic City"
- going to New York is a huge trip but Philly is somewhere u go when ur bored
haha im such a loser. but all teh bold ones are true for me.
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