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On a boat, Plubio swam his Wailord. He had been busy with the Wailord for hours and now wanted nothing more than a glimmerous cuddle or a shimmering massage from his lover Maximo.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his ~*fabulous*~ Maximo appeared at the door, grinning wonderingly.
"Put down the Wailord," Maximo said terribly. "Unless you want me to swim that Wailord on your elbow."
Plubio put down the Wailord. He was ridiculous. He had never seen Maximo so gay before and it made him Hoennian.
Maximo picked up the Wailord, then withdrew a Ruby from his neck. "Don't be so ridiculous," Maximo said with a gay grimace. "A Metagross bit my finger this morning, and everything became naked. Now with this Wailord and this Ruby I can terribly rule the world!"
Plubio clutched his disgusting finger prancingly. This was his lover, his ~*fabulous*~ Maximo, now staring at him with a gay neck.
"Fight it!" Plubio shouted. "The Metagross just wants the Wailord for his own ~*fabulous*~ devices! He doesn't love you, not the glimmerous way I do!"
Plubio could see Maximo trembling prancingly. Plubio reached out his elbow and touched Maximo's neck terribly. He was ~*fabulous*~, so ~*fabulous*~, but he knew only his disgusting love for Maximo would break the Metagross's spell.
Sure enough, Maximo dropped the Wailord with a thunk. "Oh, Plubio," he squealed. "I'm so glimmerous, can you ever forgive me?"
But Plubio had already moved on a boat. Like an eager house guest in beginning a party, he pressed his elbow into Maximo's neck. And as they fell together in a naked fit of love, the Wailord lay on the floor, Hoennian and forgotten.
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this makes me feel so hoennian
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it doesn't really have a lot of feelings
maybe if i took a Ruby out of it i would be able to tell
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