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[brojob]

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[lemiru]

MY RESOLUTION EVERY YEAR IS TO NOT MAKE ANY RESOLUTIONS.
SO FAR, I'M FAB WHEN IT COMES TO KEEP THEM.

[brojob]

MIRU
YOU HAVE QUITE A BIT OF WILLPOWER TO KEEP ALL THOSE RESOLUTIONS!
TEACH ME HOW YOU DO IT

[lemiru]

OH THAT'S EASY
JUST FORGET ABOUT THEM. BAM! INSTANT KEEPING OF NON-RESOLUTION!

GENIUS OR WHAT

[brojob]

WHAT MIND-BLOWING NEW TECHNIQUES!!

LET'S MAKE A 30-MINUTE INFORMERCIAL ABOUT THIS

[lemiru]

WAIT, LET ME GET A PATENT FIRST

[brojob]

HURRY, BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE STEALS IT!

[lemiru]

GOD I SHOULD HAVE PM'D YOU THE SECRET TECHNIQUE INSTEAD OF REVEALING IT ON THE INTERNETS LIKE THIS

HOW FOOLISH OF ME

[brojob]

[lemiru]

[brojob]

OMG YOU'RE SO MEAN :'''(((

I WILL SPEND THE REST OF 2010 ENGAGING IN UNDERAGE DRINKING TO EASE MY PAIN

[lemiru]

NUUUUUH DON'T DO THAT YOU COULD GET INTO SERIOUS TROUBLE

AND FORGET TO FORGET ABOUT YOUR RESOLUTIONS. AND THEN WHAT? щ(ಥДಥщ)

[brojob]

IF I FORGET ABOUT MY RESOLUTIONS

I TRY AGAIN IN 2012
BECAUSE WE'RE ALL SUPPOSED TO DIE THEN, ANYWAY

[lemiru]

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE IN 2012, EXCEPT FOR A LITTLE FRENCH VILLAGE

No really, they showed it on the news today.
Which means
Things that survive the end of the world: cockroaches and France.
Classy.

[brojob]

What does this say about the French, then?

[lemiru]

They're like roaches. Or cocks. I'm not sure.

[brojob]

HAHAHAHAHA
they're definitely like cocks.