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[brojob]

GOING SKIING TOMORROW INSTEAD OF GOING TO SCHOOL
it's a field trip I LIVE MY LIFE ON THE EDGE

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[gingeynary]

/gets you a TRUCK

A truck

FULL OF CAKE

Also I thought every item on this list was going to be cake

:|

[brojob]

the cake is a lie

I lied

[gingeynary]

the cake was a lie....

THE CAKE WAS A LIE?!

You witty bastard

[brojob]

This is your fault. I'm going to kill you.

And all the cake is gone.

YOU DON'T EVEN CARE, DO YOU

[gingeynary]

This is what Hell is like, isn't it

OF COURSE I DO.

[brojob]

There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come, either, because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: "Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall NOT be mourned." That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny, too.

[gingeynary]

Well that sucks.

LOL Oh Portal

SHALL NOT BE MOURNED

Oh I was adopted, was I

Well no wonder

Mother.

[brojob]

[gingeynary]

[brojob]

...oh my god

[gingeynary]

I don't want to be a god in this journal

There aren't even any rats here.

[brojob]

i have slaves who keep it clean
like darkhue

[gingeynary]

CLEAN?

THE RATS ARE

MY FRIENDS

[brojob]

bye go somewhere else
like Parisian kitchens

[gingeynary]

I can't be god of a kitchen

I can't even cook

...of course if I get the right rat...
...he'd be the god of the kitchen.

[brojob]

you should find Alfred Linguini