Hey There Ho There!
Well a hey hey hey folks! Bet you thought good old Master Shake was gonna be gone forever, but fuuuuuuuuuck no to that. You ain’t getting any rest.
Needless to say, I was gone as long as I was because life had been kicking my ass until I recently got things straightened out, and it’s good to be back. I’ve missed you folks so very, very much. So it’s party time.
Anyhoo, what’d I miss since I’ve been gone?
Sorry I ain’t so great at welcome back speeches, but there you go. Just glad to see you people again.
Needless to say, I was gone as long as I was because life had been kicking my ass until I recently got things straightened out, and it’s good to be back. I’ve missed you folks so very, very much. So it’s party time.
Anyhoo, what’d I miss since I’ve been gone?
Sorry I ain’t so great at welcome back speeches, but there you go. Just glad to see you people again.