Booster Gold: The Greatest Hero You've Never Heard Of - Issue #01

[gold_hero]

[Booster Gold, hero of heroes, champion of the people and product placement, stands somewhat confused. He's in a bright blue and gold suit with a small, egg-shaped robot drone hovering to his side

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[fourleafpioneer]

ANOTHER SUPERHERO?!

[gold_hero]

Why yes, little girl! Booster Gold at your service! As well as his robotic companion Skeets.

But more importantly, BOOSTER GOLD!

How can I save your day, little lady?

Now with over 9000% LESS FAIL

[fourleafpioneer]

[PAPER HAT'D.]

YOU ARE INVITED TO JOIN OUR TEAM!

[gold_hero]

... ... ...

[Booster puts on the paper hat]

... Th-Thank you. What kind of team is it?

[fourleafpioneer]

A SUPER HERO TEAM.

[gold_hero]

... Boosterific.

What's the team's name?

[fourleafpioneer]

Bang hasn't come up with one yet...

[gold_hero]

Bang?

[fourleafpioneer]

He's on the team too!

[gold_hero]

He's a superhero too? What can he do?

[fourleafpioneer]

...Uh.

[She doesn't have the slightest idea.]

[gold_hero]

Can he FLY?

[Booster turns on his forcefield and glows slightly and then flies up a few feet in the air with his "borrowed" flight ring]

[fourleafpioneer]

Well I dunno he falls outta nowhere alo--WOAH!!!

[STARING. KIND OF EXCITED. YOU ARE FLYING, MAN.]

[gold_hero]

[Booster Gold crosses his arm and smiles. That's right. I'm awesome. He turns off the force field because really, it was just for that one second of shininess when it turned on.]

[He is fucking LOVING the admiration of a tiny girl right now]

[fourleafpioneer]

[He would maybe love it a little less if he knew she did this to EVERYONE except Gaston. But she is in SO MUCH AWE right now.]

[gold_hero]

So, what do you think?

[Booster smiles charmingly... well, tries.]