Booster Gold: The Greatest Hero You've Never Heard Of - Issue #01

[gold_hero]

[Booster Gold, hero of heroes, champion of the people and product placement, stands somewhat confused. He's in a bright blue and gold suit with a small, egg-shaped robot drone hovering to his side

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[cabbagesnwhores]

...Who the hell are you?

[gold_hero]

I'm BOOSTER GOLD™!!

No autographs, please.

[cabbagesnwhores]

The fuck would I want an autograph for? You look like a fucking pansy.

[gold_hero]

Well, have you ever met a SUPERHERO before?

[reallyiscrazy]

[Spots him and curses... loudly]

Great. It's you.

So much for it being quite around here.

[gold_hero]

Oho! So you know of me then?

Can't believe you're meeting a hero like me, then?

[reallyiscrazy]

[ . . . ]

[ Have some hysterical laughter as he laughs in your face ]

[gold_hero]

I... uh...

... I guess you're just... hysterical... over... ...

... I got nothing. Skeets?

[Skeets beeps slightly]

No Sir, Nothing.

[Booster sighs.]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[raininglights]

.....

[Oh look. A new punching bag. How nice.]

[gold_hero]

Ah-ha! Hello there miss, can you tell me where I am?

[Attempting to be charming. Failing.]

[raininglights]

[Failing miserably.]

The Brofist League. Congrats, you're stuck.

[gold_hero]

Brofist? Sounds awesome... wait, stuck? Stuck how?

[plznot33]

Booster Gold?

Who's that?

[gold_hero]

... ... ... ... ... ...

I'm Booster Gold! Hero of tomorrow, but your man of the hour!

[plznot33]

So.

You're from the future?

[gold_hero]

I've come from the 25th Century, yes.

But today needs me much more than the future ever did.

[piano_sensei]

Ah...You are rather....bright?

[piano_sensei]

Ah! It's you...The long-haired woman...

I am...Alright.

[gold_hero]

Well of course. Heroes need to be seen.

Well, unless you're Batman. But trust me, I'm not Batman. Much more personable.