[INTRO POST]

[wavemastering]

[ You awaken in a strange room with a white, almost glowing floor. Around you are small TV screens, many of them, all with blank blue screens. Wherever you were before, your various external injuries or general condition has improved, and your possessions are still with you. As you sit up wondering what's going on, you see others around you. A door

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[hibot]

This isn't Namimori.

[wavemastering]

Nope! This is the Receiving Area. ♥

[hibot]

For what reason have you brought me here?

[ tonfa out already he just might hit you 8( ]

[wavemastering]

The Director brought you here, silly. You're going to star in his new reality show! ♥

[wavemastering]

Gosh, you are all asking some silly questions!

It's a room, silly!

[wavemastering]

This is the Receiving Area. The boss wants you to be on his TV show, so he brought you here so we could all have fun together!

He is a nice man, that boss of mine.

[mrvenatio]

[looks around slowly]

...Welcome to ..what, exactly?

[wavemastering]

The Brofist League! ♥

It's a hit new show starring all of you!

[mrvenatio]

[notices the the slight mechanized noise to her speech]

This looks a bit to crazy for a radio show.

[wavemastering]

Of course! We're on digital cable, and the Net too!

[pipipingupingu]

*Pingu is not amused with being interrupted from sledding down a slippery ice slope.*

NOOT NOOT!

[wavemastering]

You're adorable!

[HUGGG also she hands you a fish 8>]

1/2

[pipipingupingu]

[Oh hey free food, that always makes Pingu happy. Thanks... whatever the heck you are. Pingu promptly begins gobbling up the fish...]

[pipipingupingu]

[Wait, this isn't the time to be eating, he isn't even in Antarctica!]

NOOT NOOT! Glarbwe meugwesamdo shagwabuha?!

[austromancy]

... welcome to what.

[wavemastering]

Maybe I should just stick a sign on the wall...