2nd Shot -- Because this is what vampires do in their spare time. Shark Wrestling.

[the_police_girl]

[The setting is the aquarium this evening.

A one Miss Seras Victoria was visiting the place, just wanting to get out of the house for a bit. Freddie is happily watching some of the smaller, brighter fish in a tank across the room, as she climbs up atop one of the larger tanks and begins to feed the 'dolphins.' --At least, they look like dolphins. (

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[404_knight]

[The metal spike shoots through the water, into the gills of the shark. Not completely lethal, but unmercifully painful. It tugs left, right, up and every which way that can be managed until Mr. Teeth down there is yanked up out of the water, at which point he finds a bullet through his nose. THAT sure as hell gets him to let go of Seras.]

That's fucking right, you goddamn shark. That's what I fucking thought. You run like the little cartilage-ridden seabitch that you are!

[the_police_girl]

[Breaching the surface, she gasps and sputters for air, scrambling to the edge of the feeding platform and clinging desperately to the side but not pulling herself out entirely. Her leg fucking HURTS.

She catches a brief glance of her savior-bot, both confused and...well, thankful.]

Th-than-- [She coughs, wiping the clinging bangs from her eyes.] ...thank you!

[She begins to pull herself up, only for another one of the now-deceased shark's buddies to finish his job, sweeping from the side and grabbing her by the thighs, pulling her under once more.]

Shit!!

[404_knight]

[Robo-Ky grumbles.]

YOU STUPID SHARKS!

[Robo-Ky's hand pops off ad he fires a quick burst of three small harpoons at the shark.]

Fuck you and your millennia of non-evolution! Fuck. You! You let go of my friend! Do not think I won't come in their and committ fishy genocide on your little floating asses! You all sleep sometime!

[the_police_girl]

[She manages to force the creature's jaws from around her thighs --effectively destroying its jaws in the process-- and make her way to the surface once more. Had he not harpooned the bastard, she may've had a bit more trouble with that.

Pain be damned, she pulls herself out of the water this time, just sort of laying across the platform and coughing up about a gallon of saltwater. Speaking of which, that shit BURNS in shark-wounds.]

Jesus-- [Sputter] Christ-- I--[Cough] 'ate sharks--...

[reticents]

[you know, normally Kanda would be more 'MUST HURRY SAVE PERSON', but this? this is kind of a 'wth are you doing srsly' factor

because

Kanda does not know what sharks are either. BUT THAT LOOKS LIKE A DANGEROUS REALLY BIG FISH why would you even go swimming in there.

also Kanda prefers not to swim, so. he's just perching warily at the edge of the tank nearby. any shark that comes close enough to the surface will get a nice sword through the head.]

[the_police_girl]

[She breaches the surface with a gasp, managing to kick another one away --yay vampiric force-- and scrambling to the edge, sputtering and coughing.]

[reticents]

What the hell were you doing?! [not worried, of course not worried-- why would he be worried about a woman who can kick a shark away?

but. helping pull her out? why, yes, he's doing that. and stabbing another shark that got a little too close for comfort.]

[the_police_girl]

[Of COURSE he's not worried. :|

She groans as he pulls her out, quick to jerk her legs out of the water. Thank God they're already beginning to heal, but that saltwater burns like the dickens.]

Ah-- kaahk-- [Hack, cough, etc.] Th- [cough] Thank you.

[don_pachi]

[Just. Stares.

Because seriously, you're not even doing it right, man. :| ]

This is all Suri's fault. :|

[the_police_girl]

[Ever seen a girl tear a shark in half?

Now you have.

And now she's swimming up to the top and pulling herself onto the platform, coughing and sputtering.]

Ff--[Cough.]...I-- 'ate fish.

And it's all a lovely idea.

[don_pachi]

You're doing it wrong.

XD

[the_police_girl]

...

[What the hell is that thing.

No matter, she's going to glare at it anyway.]

...D'what now?

[pitfallen]

[Excel is passing by and sees the scene. She's contemplating just skipping out and pretending she didn't see anything, but there are cameras, they have proof, it's criminal negligence, right? Crap. Excel begrudgingly climbs up the tank and finds the nearest long stick and hefts it like a spear to jab it at the first shark to come close enough. Just, uh, make sure you're not the shark, Seras. Or at least try not to knock her in, too. She's had to fight more than enough sharks in her life. Probably.]