1st Shot

[the_police_girl]

[Seras spent the entire prior week training her awesome Growlithe --Sir Freddie Mercury-- into a wicked sweet Arcanine. For the vast majority of the day, she'd been exploring the League, riding atop her giant fluffy steed and just generally enjoying herself.

Though, towards sunset, she and Freddie were quite exhausted from the day, and were going

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[motherinheaven]

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[Oh god this is simply too adorable. Kanako is just. Petrified. It's too adorable for words.

She cautiously approaches, wondering if she can get away with copping a feel while they're both asleep.]

[It's okay if I'm just trying to wake her up, right? Just.. checking to see if she's alright, that's all! So if I just reach out...]

[the_police_girl]

[She's peacefully sleeping away, dude. She doesn't even know you're there.]

[motherinheaven]

[Kanako shuffles forward a little... a little more... some more... reaches out for one of those big round babies...]

[the_police_girl]

[Snooooore]

[motherinheaven]

[Honk honk]

[THEY'RE SO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFT~! JUST LIKE I THOUGHT THEY WOULD~! They're even bigger than mine but it works!]

[By this point it is taking every bit of Kanako's self control not to be snuggling into your chest, Seras. It's kind of pathetic really.]

[the_police_girl]

[She gives a soft hum in her sleep and rolls over onto her back, reaching up to rub her eyes and then... falling back asleep again.

She really needs to be more aware of the world around her. Honestly.]

[motherinheaven]

[As soon as Seras falls back asleep and rolls on her back, Kanako officially shoots the voice in her head that's setting off all the warning signals execution style and promptly forgets about the whole giant fire-dog-tiger thing. THIS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA AND SHE KNOWS IT'S HORRIBLE BUT SHE MUST BOLDLY GO INTO THIS BRAVE NEW WORLD OF SNUGGLY SOFT VAMPIRE BREASTS. SHE MUST CLIMB THESE MOUNTAINS.

And, y'know, cuddle all up on top of Seras's boobs even if it means climbing up on Mr Mercury to do it.

She regrets absolutely nothing.]

[It's confirmed, I'm in heaven! I've died and gone to heaven! I mean, if we were alive, I'd feel a pulse! Ah, so soft~...]

[the_police_girl]

[Okay, well, that wakes her up.

Oh. It's a girl. ...Seras is surprisingly nonchalant about this, even offering her that ever-nervous smile.]

Ah--uhm...h-hello...?

[motherinheaven]

[Brb too busy being in heaven here. Just... Let's just have this conversation from down here in your boobs okay?]

Hello~...

[And have a dreamy sigh to punctuate that remark which is most certainly not an explanation for this situation right here.]

[the_police_girl]

[Well, you don't seem threatening, and you're a girl, so it's okay for right now.]

...C-can I 'elp you, mum?

[motherinheaven]

[Kanako pauses for a moment, and stares at Seras' face for a long few moments before that voice that was setting off all those warning signals comes back from the dead and delivers a bicycle kick to her cerebellum. She promptly turns bright red and tumbles ass backwards off of Seras and her doggie, landing in an undignified position before scrambling into an even more undignified bowing posture of prostration.]

S-SORRY! I WAS JUST-! UM! I WAS JUST TRYING TO WAKE YOU UP! H-HONEST!

[the_police_girl]

[She slides down from Freddie's back to help the girl up, laughing a bit to herself. To be honest, she was still too drowsy to even notice what'd happened to her chest earlier.]

It's olrigh', re'lly. No worries! You didn' 'urt yourself when you fell, did you?

[motherinheaven]

[Her butt's kind of sore but she's not about to admit that out loud.]

No, I'm fine! Really! Uh... Your accent's kind of...

[the_police_girl]

[She blinks a few times, bringing her hand to her mouth.]

M-my accent? ... I'm from London, so it migh' be a li'l strange...

[motherinheaven]

[Kanako just gives an expression that gets across no other real message but "moo".]

... London? That's in... Uh...

Europe, right! So you must be English, right?

[It's worth noting that as a harem anime lead, Kanako is... not the brightest crayon in the toolbox.]

[the_police_girl]

[She nods, chuckling a bit.

It's alright. Seras is... well, she's not exactly the sharpest lightbulb in the sea either.]

Y-yes. A-an' you? I don' re'lly recognize your accent, t'be honest...