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[envythegreat]

[Have a rather disgruntled dude...chick...?...Thing that appears to have a palm tree growing out of his head. BUT DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT, if you intend on living. stumbling about, seemingly looking for something.

He seems confused. Very confused. And very angry.

Some oddly dressed woman in that room with all of the glowing white boxes (Oh, he

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I'M BRINGING HIM BACK WITH AVENGEANCE!

[pleasefinddavid]

[[You made eye contact with a two-foot tall robotic toy teddy better with a mind of its own. Good for you. He's watching you walk over and looking up, paws wringing themselves a little. You don't seem to be as friendly as a lot of other people have been...]]

Hello.

[[He looks up, jaw quivering a bit, but he doesn't appear very afraid. Just a little...surprised.]]

HOLY CRAP I'M SCARED nosrslyahhhhhh

[envythegreat]

[A toy? ...that walks? What is this blasphemy.

He stops and nudges it with his foot, only for it to speak. It startles him, but now he's just curious.]

Eeh? What's this... you talk?

[He crouches down, leering at the bear. With a grin, he reaches out to touch it, poking it in the center of its forehead a few times. Glowing boxes, girls in funny outfits and sentient toys? He had to be dreaming... Or something.]

He's the best welcoming committing ever. :>

[pleasefinddavid]

My name is Teddy. I am mecha; a robot. I can think and speak and support my own ideas.

[[He looks quite grumpy at the pokes, not liking the immediate patronizing he receives for human beings. He puts a paw up to gently push the finger away from him a few inches before blinking.]]

What's your name?

Sentient toys horrify me. -points to Chuckie- ;3;

[envythegreat]

A robot? [Forgive him, technology is not his forte.

His eyes widen has his hand is nudged away, frowning and taking a small step back. Apparently this 'robot' was...capable of irritation. Frightening, but still amusing. It was kindof like a human.

He smirks as he's asked his name.]

Demanding thing, aren't you? [he scoffs] You can call me Envy.

[tailstabbings]

[Damnit she's too busy cleaning up the mess Kazuma left outside of her trailer for this. You look pretty human, so she's not exactly thrilled for the unexpected company.

She is just going to roll her eyes at Envy, and then try to take down the remains of her punching bag.]

[envythegreat]

[Oh well that's just not the way to go about it. He doesn't like look she's giving him, but he will ask anyway. Returning the less-than-welcoming glare, he stops a few feet away from the woman, smirking slightly.]

Oy! You, with the tits.

[tailstabbings]

Can't you see I'm busy, filth?

[She's not even going to look up from what she's doing. However her tail is flicking back and forth in obvious annoyance. Is it poisonous? No, but she figures he doesn't know that.]

[envythegreat]

[He's taken aback! And very offended. She did not just refer to him as filth.]

Quite the welcome wagon, aren't you? [He sneers, placing his hands on his slender hips.] They said I'd be entertaining people here, however I didn't realize they were running a brothel.

[He takes note of the tail, but isn't surprised by it, nor is he worried. Depending on her next reaction, she might find herself being choked to death by it.]

[pitfallen]

[No. Nuts to you, chief.]

omfg excel omfg I love you

[envythegreat]

Oy, you, Goldilocks.

[He stops beside her, frowning, but looking expectant. He DEMANDS an explanation.]

What's goin' on'ere, eh?

~

[pitfallen]

... Goldilocks?

[This is Excel making a mental note to keep that in mind for a future psuedonym.]

You mean right now? Right now you're asking me questions. And apparently expecting me to answer them.

[envythegreat]

[A snarky one, eh?]

I mean this place, this... "reality show" crap.

What's the point, eh?

[Damn right he's expecting answers.]

[akane_kasai]

[Akane gives him a smile.] Oh, are you new here?

[envythegreat]

[Aww, well they're polite. He'll play nice...right now. And only now.]

Yes. Woke up in a strange room, some oddly dressed girl told me I'm in a "television show." [He sighs, placing a hand on his hip as he brings the other to his forehead, rubbing his temples.]

I guess you're part of it too. ....How do I get back home? I have some important matters to tend to.

[akane_kasai]

[She nods.] The same thing happened to me.

[Akane shakes her head.] I'm sorry, I don't know how to go back either. I need to get home too...

[envythegreat]

Lovely. [He grumbles, twitching slightly. He had a feeling that no matter how many people he asked, no one had truly had any idea how to get out of this place...

That was most inconvenient]

What's even the point of us being here anyway?

[6strngtemptress]

[Haruko is working out the kinks in her currently junked Vespa. If you want help your gonna have to knock it out of her.]

[envythegreat]

[That sounds like an option. People sure have been giving him the cold shoulder today. Pfft. Humans.

Honestly, he has no idea what he's dealing with either. Lol he's gonna be ended. You look human, so that's enough justification for him to be a total dick.]

Oy.

[6strngtemptress]

[Haruko, hearing envy's voice, leaps to her feet to confront the homunculus.]

What the hell do you want?

[envythegreat]

. . . Charming.

You know how to get out've here? I've got lots of things I need to be doing and I don't have time to be screwin' around in this place.