[ There's a zombie outbreak going on, right? SO WHAT IS OUR FAVORITE (slightly rebellious-looking) CAR MECHANIC UP TO?!
Well. Not much, really. He's just chillin', as usual, and protecting his beloved park bench from the zombie hordes. With the strength and prowess of a seasoned martial artist, Takakazu Abe uses hand-to-hand combat to fight off the undead, ripping them apart with powerful, well-placed punches, kicks, and . . .
PELVIC THRUSTS. ]
Oi, oi. [ THRUSTS against a zombie, BREAKING the fiend into pieces. ] You should give up. [ GRABS another zombie and HUMPS it, too, OBLITERATING it. ]
You're a thousand years too early to defeat me.
[ ooc; See
THIS VIDEO for reference! ]