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001 - Intro

Jul 14, 2009 19:37

[And here is a very confused Dr. Faye-Ling, looking around cautiously.]

I... think I took a wrong turn somewhere. This definitely doesn't look like anywhere in Kagutsuchi I've ever seen.

Hello...? Is anyone there?

litchi faye-ling

Comments 30

militarytail July 14 2009, 23:59:59 UTC

I am here.

boobie_lady July 15 2009, 00:04:33 UTC

I'm sorry, would you mind telling me what this place is? I think I'm a little lost.

militarytail July 15 2009, 00:11:46 UTC

Well, why don't you just look around, sweetie.

boobie_lady July 15 2009, 00:29:15 UTC

[She's on her guard a bit from the "sweetie," but glances around once again anyway.]

Is Sector Seven behind this at all? Otherwise, I can't say I recognize this place. What are all the screens for?

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boobie_lady July 15 2009, 01:39:11 UTC

Wh-where did you come from?

And that's a bit rude. I'm sure they're not as bad as you say.

uncutejade July 15 2009, 04:19:55 UTC

[Emerges from the shadows creepily.]

My my, we're coming in droves.

You look in need of a good drink. The bar and lounge area is acceptable.

boobie_lady July 15 2009, 04:40:54 UTC

[Ohgodwhat. Out of sheer habit, she whirls and swings her staff, stopping just short of clocking him in the head.]

You shouldn't hide in shadows like that!

[Sigh. Coming down from heart attack.] ...A drink does sound nice, but I think it'll have to wait until I find out what exactly this place is.

uncutejade July 15 2009, 05:12:25 UTC

[Jade's bemused expression never falters, despite nearly getting struck with a staff.]

Oh, dear me. Hiding? I was merely out for a stroll.

[Decides to be semi-serious and actually explain the situation.]

This place mostly appears to be a very large-scale social experiment. It's recorded and broadcasted on "television", which are the machines that you can see around us.

It's...not so bad. Free food and drinks, and constant sources of amusement.

boobie_lady July 15 2009, 05:24:12 UTC

...I see.

There isn't any way to leave, is there? I run a clinic and can't exactly stay away from work for very long.

Thread 8

ookami_tengu July 15 2009, 04:39:44 UTC

I am told this is a "television network", but the meaning of that term still escapes me for the most part.

I would also be wary of perverts.

boobie_lady July 15 2009, 04:56:29 UTC

Ah, thank you. Finally, some answers.

I appreciate the warning. Looks like I'll need to keep my staff with me around here.

ookami_tengu July 15 2009, 06:14:53 UTC

I try to be helpful.

...To be honest, you may want to consider a change in wardrobe as well.

boobie_lady July 15 2009, 06:40:52 UTC

I'll be looking into it.

Thread 9

slashyslashy July 15 2009, 15:11:49 UTC

BOOBIE LADY!

boobie_lady July 15 2009, 17:29:33 UTC

Tao! So you're here, too?

...And you know my name isn't "boobie lady."

slashyslashy July 16 2009, 01:08:05 UTC

But that's how Tao recognizes Boobie Lady! How did Boobie Lady get here? Did you fall in, too?

boobie_lady July 16 2009, 01:57:20 UTC

[Sigh. Fighting it is useless.] I was heading home from the village and just... ended up here.

I have to say, I'm glad to see a familiar face.