the best things i've heard all week.

[brodthedinosaur]

1. a few days ago at school, i heard a guy say "so much booty everywhere," even though there clearly wasn't booty anywhere.

2. olivia said shit-cock to describe a penis she saw in a porno.

morgan! your sister's party was fun.
today i bought the most expensive bottle of wine that i saw on the shelf, $64.99.