Do you have any idea how hard it is not to comment on Tori's bonfire and ask if anyone's planning on burning her at the stake? I think I deserve a reward for being a good enough person to resist.
Her mother arranged for us to go on a "date" Friday night. It was...decent...until we got on the gay topic. As in, "it's okay for everyone to be gay EXCEPT Niki." Because she has had a crush on me all this time.
Okay, I'm good now, I swear. That is fan-tas-tic. I wish I was a more horrible person, because I could have so much fun with her right now. And it really is tempting, because I really don't like her. Damn you, conscience!
Sorry you had to go through that, though, Cowboy - that must have sucked. Want me to go ahead and ask if anyone's planning on burning her? Might make you feel better.
You know, I'd feel a lot worse about this if I had been in the closet or leading her on or whatever, but nope. I've been out since day one at AWM. I might not be waving a giant rainbow flag every day on my way to classes, but it is no secret. It's not even a wink-wink nudge-nudge sort of thing. Nope.
So really, if after knowing me for 3+ years and knowing that I'm gay for 3+ years she STILL has a crush on me, pining for my pale, translucent ass, that's her own damn problem.
I'm completely in agreement - everyone here knows who you are, and you've never made a secret of anything. Was she honestly that clueless, or did she think her crushing on you was magically going to make you straight? I knew there was a reason I didn't like her - well, okay, there's several, but still.
Sweet. Thanks for the excuse, because it was really a fight not to do it anyway.
and I am loving today. mostly.
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I feel like I should have had you look over my wardrobe. I'm pretty sure I look more John Travolta than Roy Rogers.
Only mostly?
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You ARE more John Travolta than Roy Rogers though, so it works.
I am hungover.
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Ah, yeah, that would do it. I recommend a bloody mary. Or some extended bed rest. Maybe both.
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Or not getting shitfaced on a Sunday afternoon...
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Well, okay, that would have avoided the problem, but I was thinking more in terms of damage control. :P
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oh, well, coffee and powering through. bristles, man!
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Oh, and Margo's in - friday night, haunted house, it's going to be a good night!
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awesome!
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Her mother arranged for us to go on a "date" Friday night. It was...decent...until we got on the gay topic. As in, "it's okay for everyone to be gay EXCEPT Niki." Because she has had a crush on me all this time.
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Okay, I'm good now, I swear. That is fan-tas-tic. I wish I was a more horrible person, because I could have so much fun with her right now. And it really is tempting, because I really don't like her. Damn you, conscience!
Sorry you had to go through that, though, Cowboy - that must have sucked. Want me to go ahead and ask if anyone's planning on burning her? Might make you feel better.
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You know, I'd feel a lot worse about this if I had been in the closet or leading her on or whatever, but nope. I've been out since day one at AWM. I might not be waving a giant rainbow flag every day on my way to classes, but it is no secret. It's not even a wink-wink nudge-nudge sort of thing. Nope.
So really, if after knowing me for 3+ years and knowing that I'm gay for 3+ years she STILL has a crush on me, pining for my pale, translucent ass, that's her own damn problem.
but sure, make the comment.
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I'm completely in agreement - everyone here knows who you are, and you've never made a secret of anything. Was she honestly that clueless, or did she think her crushing on you was magically going to make you straight? I knew there was a reason I didn't like her - well, okay, there's several, but still.
Sweet. Thanks for the excuse, because it was really a fight not to do it anyway.
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Just keep it private, Thorney boy :P
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Aww, take away all my fun. Alright, I'll keep it private. Means depriving people of my devestating wit, but c'est la vie. :D
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