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01. what is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with?
Ummm.... people read this. I'm not saying
02. what kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
Boxers, red and navy blue diagonals.
03. what is the song you want played at your funeral?
Nothing fancy. I never thought playing fun music would make things less depressing.
04. what is the phone number of your most slutty friend so some of the single people can get some action?
I don't keep that kind in my repertoire.
05. what would your last meal be before getting executed?
Pad Thai with watermelon juice. And for dessert, pumpkin gooey butter cake.
06. Beatles or Stones?
Beatles
07. if you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
Jesus, no one. Everyone deserves the right to live... That doesn't mean I can't wish them a horrible life.
08. beer, wine or hard liquor?
Wine, if I could even get it down my throat.
09. what is the thing most important to you about the opposite sex?
Um.... they... can... go... shopping with me... ?
10. what are your plans for the future?
To be cliché, be all I can be.
11. if you could have any super power what would it be?
Oh my God, is this a great question. One that can be answered if you look at my facebook.
13. how many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Um... the only time I was drunk, someone made me two and I was gone. Which is why I don't have people make me drinks, let alone drink.
14. where is Jimmy Hoffa?
In your mom.
15. hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
I enjoy brown hair, but I'm not too picky.
16. if you had to be blind or deaf?
Deaf. I like looking at pretty things.
17. do you have any psychiatric problems?
Nope, unless you considered a slight case of neurosis a psychiatric problem.
18. siblings that should go to rehab?
Umm... yes?
19. least favorite month?
Eh. Maybe April.
20. favorite hateful thing to do to someone?
Favorite? Jesus, the guy who wrote this is such a masochist.
21. if Devin wanted to play frisbee with you instead of going to a movie on a date would you still go?
I don't know. Does Devin suck?
22. favorite person in the whole world?
Me.
23. when's the last time you went on a date?
I don't think I've ever been out on a date. I've done things with people, but never acknowledging it as a date.
24. do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
A good movie should probably have both.
25. fall or spring?
Both, but fall is much better.
26. person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
No one.
27. make up your own question and answer it here.
If you were to chainsaw someone's head off, who would you chainsaw?
The person who wrote this survey.
28. if you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
Sorry. Can't help you.
29. where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
Adam, I'm going to go with you on this one. New Zealand.
30. who is the person you can count on most?
I guess myself, as it should be.
31. if you could date any celebrity past or present, if time and age are not factors, who would it be?
I think I will have to say a young Ben Affleck before he became a tattooed-covered douche.
32. what books have you pretended you've read?
Wow... This question makes me feel stupid.
33. what's a word you would use to describe your life?
Chipper.
34. favorite drinking game?
The one were I sit on the sidelines, sober, video-recording everything that drunk people do with themselves.
35. what did you dream last night?
I never recall dreams.
36. favorite vices?
Hmmm... porn... but that's such a cop-out.
Wow. That actually made me feel a little bit better.
Ummm.... people read this. I'm not saying
02. what kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
Boxers, red and navy blue diagonals.
03. what is the song you want played at your funeral?
Nothing fancy. I never thought playing fun music would make things less depressing.
04. what is the phone number of your most slutty friend so some of the single people can get some action?
I don't keep that kind in my repertoire.
05. what would your last meal be before getting executed?
Pad Thai with watermelon juice. And for dessert, pumpkin gooey butter cake.
06. Beatles or Stones?
Beatles
07. if you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
Jesus, no one. Everyone deserves the right to live... That doesn't mean I can't wish them a horrible life.
08. beer, wine or hard liquor?
Wine, if I could even get it down my throat.
09. what is the thing most important to you about the opposite sex?
Um.... they... can... go... shopping with me... ?
10. what are your plans for the future?
To be cliché, be all I can be.
11. if you could have any super power what would it be?
Oh my God, is this a great question. One that can be answered if you look at my facebook.
13. how many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Um... the only time I was drunk, someone made me two and I was gone. Which is why I don't have people make me drinks, let alone drink.
14. where is Jimmy Hoffa?
In your mom.
15. hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
I enjoy brown hair, but I'm not too picky.
16. if you had to be blind or deaf?
Deaf. I like looking at pretty things.
17. do you have any psychiatric problems?
Nope, unless you considered a slight case of neurosis a psychiatric problem.
18. siblings that should go to rehab?
Umm... yes?
19. least favorite month?
Eh. Maybe April.
20. favorite hateful thing to do to someone?
Favorite? Jesus, the guy who wrote this is such a masochist.
21. if Devin wanted to play frisbee with you instead of going to a movie on a date would you still go?
I don't know. Does Devin suck?
22. favorite person in the whole world?
Me.
23. when's the last time you went on a date?
I don't think I've ever been out on a date. I've done things with people, but never acknowledging it as a date.
24. do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
A good movie should probably have both.
25. fall or spring?
Both, but fall is much better.
26. person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
No one.
27. make up your own question and answer it here.
If you were to chainsaw someone's head off, who would you chainsaw?
The person who wrote this survey.
28. if you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
Sorry. Can't help you.
29. where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
Adam, I'm going to go with you on this one. New Zealand.
30. who is the person you can count on most?
I guess myself, as it should be.
31. if you could date any celebrity past or present, if time and age are not factors, who would it be?
I think I will have to say a young Ben Affleck before he became a tattooed-covered douche.
32. what books have you pretended you've read?
Wow... This question makes me feel stupid.
33. what's a word you would use to describe your life?
Chipper.
34. favorite drinking game?
The one were I sit on the sidelines, sober, video-recording everything that drunk people do with themselves.
35. what did you dream last night?
I never recall dreams.
36. favorite vices?
Hmmm... porn... but that's such a cop-out.
Wow. That actually made me feel a little bit better.